Man: (sitting on toilet and farting)
Monster:( Banging on door and trying to open it) Who's in there? I gotta go to the bathroom!
Man: I'm in here!
Monster: Open this door, I gotta go to the bathroom! I gotta go really bad!
Man: Hey! Occupied!
Monster:(still yelling and banging on the door)
Man: Dude, settle down!
Monster: Hurry up! (punches a hole in the door) Open the door or i'll ram it down! (crashes through the door) Oooooh! Oooooooh! Ugh. Ugh. Ooooooh, oh, hurry up! Oooooh!
Man: That's it. I'm getting a new roommate.