|"Annoying Orange: Best Fiends Forever"|
|Characters:||Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow, Grandpa Lemon, Grapefruit, Celery, Hidden Mustashios|
|Airdate:||February 4, 2011|
|Episode Reference:||Best Friends Forever|
Orange: Hey, Hey Rhubarb, Hey, Rhubarb, Hey!
Celery: Uhhh. I'm not actually Rhubarb.
Orange: Hey Rhubarb! You on the clock?
Orange: Because, I heard you get paid celery! (laughing again Celery's)
Celery: Uh, I'm Celery and either you quit callin' me Rhubarb or I'm gonna to stop listenin'!
Orange: Whatever, your all stalk and no action, action! (laughs Grapefruit and Celery)
Celery: Not listenin' to you, see how easy it is? Real piece of cake...
Grapefruit: Cake?! (music plays changes to Grapefruit's) More like Rhubarb pie! (chuckle)
Orange: Oh great. It's Apefruit, what do you want?
Grapefruit: What?! It's a free kitchen, I can hang out if I wanna...
Orange: Why don't you make friends, at you're own house?
Orange: Memo, what's a memo?
Midget Apple: It's a Little Message! And I'm a Little Apple!
Marshmallow: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got mail!
Orange: Oh! What does it say? Am I a Millionaire?
Midget Apple: Ahhh, mmm. Yo yo yo! Listen, up dilweeds!
Orange: We're listenin'. Just read the letter.
Midget Apple: I'm readin' the letter!
Orange: Forget it, just skip to the memo!
Midget Apple: (groans) All you lame-Os, better watch your P's and mind your Q's, the greatest fruit, of all fruitdom, is movin' into the kitchen, sincelery, Grapefruit.
Grapefruit: (laughs) Hey roomie! Wanna rassle for the top bunk?
Princess ButterflyKiss Lighter Champfire Edit
Grapefruit: After that, I usutally hit the stair step to build some cardio then go grab a good sweat in the sauna to loosen up the muscles.
Celery: Wait, so who's this chap?
Midget Apple: Oh, That's Grapefruit! He had the hots for Passion Fruit, and then he got chopped up!
Celery: Chopped up?
Midget Apple: Uhu, by a big knife!
Marshmallow: Oh! Oh! And then he got turned into a monster!
Celery: I have gotta get outta here!
Grapefruit: Oh, shut up! You're pie hole, Rhubarb! (laughs)
Orange: That's like the 4th time you made that joke!
Grapefruit: Hey! Just havin' some fun here, roomie!
Orange: (sighs) Hey! Hey Celery! Hey Celery Hey!
Grapefruit: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! You're doing all wrong!
Orange: No I'm not.
Grapefruit: Yo, Celery! Guess what?!
Celery: (groans) What?
(Orange, Midget Apple, and Marshmallow scream, but comes to expect there actually)
Celery: That's not funny man!
Orange: Yeah, we don't yell knife when there is no knife!
Midget Apple: Not cool, dude!
Grapefruit: Why don't you stop being such a baby baby apple? (laugh)
Midget Apple: That's Little Apple!
Grapefruit: You see what I did there, Orange, I called him baby!
Orange: You're an Apple!
Grapefruit: Looks like you can't teach an old, Orange, new tricks!
Marshmallow: Oh, I love trick! Especially when there is bunny!
Grapefruit: Oh! What's this? A volunteer?
Orange: No! That's Marshmallow!
Grapefruit: Marshmallow? EEEUU? More like cream puff! (laugh)
Midget Apple: Whoa Whoa Whoa, Just leave Marshmallow outta this!
Grapefruit: Go bite a bottle, baby apple!
Midget Apple: I'm serious, look, fun's fun, but trust me, you wouldn't like Marshmallow (music playing continues to Midget Apple's) when's he angry! (Marshmallow giggles)
Grapefruit: Oh, yeah, hey, sugar skull!
Marshmallow: YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Turn me into a bunnies, turn me into a bunnies!
Grapefruit: Bunnies? Sorry, pal! But you're a "hare" off. (all laugh) OK, that's enough with the laughin'!
Grapefruit: I got another joke here...
Grapefruit: OK. (Marshmallow cheers) OK, that's enough.
Orange: Better give it up, Grapefruit, nobody gets Marshmallow's goat?
Marshmallow: (Gasp) I've a goat?! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna feed him lollipops and old tin cans!
Grapefruit: Back off, Orange.
Grapefruit: I'm picking up where you dropped the ball.
(a photo of a unicorn appears next to him)
Grapefruit: Hey! Hey Eric! Check it out!
Marshmallow: Oh. That's my picture of princess butterfly kiss.
Princess Butterfly Kiss: (flicks on a lighter)
Grapefruit: Yeah! And that's my lighter!
Grapefruit: I heard Marshmallow's low on campfire! (laugh)
Marshmallow: (crying): Princess butterfly kiss...? (front of the photo lighter campfire) UUHHHHHHH.... UHHHH.........
Midget Apple: That's it, I'm out of here! (drives of Granpa Lemon's motorcycle) Don't say I didn't, warn you! (Grapefruit laughs) Drop the hammer, Grandpa! We gotta catch some speed!
Grandpa Lemon: GERONIMO!!!!!!!! (Engine revving motorcycle takes off Orange's)
Orange: Not a bright idea!
Grapefruit: What? Am I the only 1 with a sense of humor?
Celery: Guys? Something's-something's happening to your friend.
Marshmallow: (growling in rage, in angrilly)
Orange: WOAAH! Marshmallow's ready to pop!
House Explodes Edit
Pear: Hey guys! What are you doing out here?
Midget Apple: Pear! It's Grapefruit, hee... he........
Pear: Yeah I know. Why do you think I went for a hike?
Midget Apple: No! You don't understand! (cries) He pushed Marshmallow-too far.......
Pear: (gulps) Well what's the worst that could happen?
Marshmallow: (angrilly): NOBODY HURTS PRINCESS BUTTERFLY KISS!!!!!!!!!!
(The house explodes)
Pear: Oh no, Orange!
House Campfire Orange and Marshmallow Edit
Orange: (groaning with impact, champfire hole is through)
Marshmallow: Oho, did I do that? (laughing)
(end credits rolls)