Orange: Hey, there Apples, have you ever seen anything like this at the zoo?
("Annoying Orange: Sneezing Marshmallow" clip)
(And sneezes, when seconds pass by than half, Orange's and Marshmallow's passes, Orange screams, and he's groans)
Marshmallow: I sneeze glitter! (Giggles)
Orange: Wow, all I can say is that Marshmallow should be arrested for glitterin'. (Laughs) (cuts of "Annoying Orange: Sneezing Marshmallow" clip in slow-mo) Have you ever seen a Marshmallow Sneeze glitter? And look at this guy! He jumped so high that if he had feet he'd be wearin' air force 1s. (Laughs)
Orange #2: You're an Apple, and that's fake and fruity!
Orange: Get it...? Air force 1s...?
Orange #2: Still an Apple!
Orange: No, you're an apple!
Orange #2: Nahahhhhuuuuu, you're an Apple!
Orange #2: Apple!
Orange and Orange #2: Apple, apple, apple, apple, apple!
Orange: Speakin' of air, our next video is full of another type of gas, laughin' gas! (Farts, Laughs)
("Annoying Orange: Orange After Dentist" clip)
Orange: OK, now. OK, now I? I've 2 fingers?
Pear: Actually, you don't have any fingers, Orange?
Orange: No fingers? (screams)
Pear: It's OK! You never had fingers!
Orange: This guy's totally out of it, what's even better is the endin'?
Orange: Hey Pear.
Pear: Yes Orange?
Orange: Airbag. (Airbag pops into the carmera, Pear screams) Ooooooooo! Did you see that? Right to the face! ("Annoying Orange: Orange After Dentist" clip in slow-mo) He was all like! Oh, man! This is hilarious! I am going to show this on the...OOPS! Surprise Airbag. Now, I don't know 'bout you but I hate it when Surprise Airbags HAPPEN! You're just sittin' their mindin' your own buisness when all of a sudden...
(Airbag pops into the carmera, Orange screams)
Orange: Now everybody is been sendin' me this next video, so let's just cut to the chase, so there's this news story 'bout a fruit that almost gets killed, but that's not the good part...
("Annoying Orange: Kitchen Intruder Theme Song" clip)
Orange: ...this is! (Singing Kitchen Intruder song) Woah! That guy is crazy. I'd hate to have him on my bad side. He'd probably give me a fruit punch. (Laughs) So what do you get when you cross a unicorn, an orange, and a rainbow? A fruit with a rainbow unibrow!
Orange #2: Lammmme.
Orange: Not only that? You also get our last video!
("Annoying Orange: Meets Charile The Unicorn" clip)
Both: Charile, wake up, IT'S A RAINBOW!
Charile: God, you guys. This better be freaking important! Is the kitchen on fire again? (Marahmallow and Orange speakes too) Pot of gold! Sure! I'm going back to sleep now!
Marshmallow: Noooooo!!! CHARILE! YOU'VE TO GET UP AND TAKE US TO THE RAINBOW!
Charile: Please, stop jumpin' on me.
Orange:Yeah! I want my pot of gold, Charile, let's go! Hurry!
Marshmallow: I LOVE RAINBOWS AND PUPPY'S AND KITTENS AND FLOWERS AND RAINBOW AND CLOUDS AND BUNNIES AND RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!
Charile: All right, fine, I'll go with you to see the rainbow!
Orange: Wow! Rainbows have magical powers! But, you know what else has magical powers? Our comment question of the day which comes from a user named Rockinrutabega.
Rockinrutabega: Ummmmm, like, if you were stuck on an island with 1 fruit, who would it be and why?
Orange: So, if you were stuck on an island with 1 fruit on it, who would it be and why?
Orange: Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section...(slo-mo) beeeeeeeelllllloooowwwwwwwwwwwwww... Thanks for watchin' today is episode of equals annoying orange!
Orange: I'm Annoying Orange and I approve this burp. (Burp, laugh)
Orange: So tell me Apples, if elephants are microwaves what are alligators?
(Annoying Orange singing Juicin your fruit)
Orange: Hey hey Charile!
Charile: AWWWW, GOD!! Right in the other kidney!