(The kitchen Orange and Egg Roll)
Orange: Hahahaha! Ohh! Hey, Hey, I got 1! Why did the chicken coss the road?
Egg Roll: I don't know why?!
Orange: 'Cause the Egg Rolled! Hahahaha!
Egg Roll: Yeah, like I haven't heard that before!
Orange: Get it, egg rolled? Hahaha!
Egg Roll: What's going on?!
(Egg Roll's hours Daneboe's eats Fortune Cookie)
Egg Roll : AHHHHHHHH!
Fortune Cookie: Where he has gone, no fruit may follow.
Fortune Cookie: Well, as least not for, a couple of hours. Hahaha!
Orange: Waoooh! You're a talkin', uhh, thing-a-majig.
Fortune Cookie: No. No, I'm not!
Orange: Yeah, you are! You're talkin' right now!
Fortune Cookie: No, not like that I'm a-
Orange: HEY HEY!! Thing-a-majig! You're face looks like a flower!
Fortune Cookie: What?!
Orange: Yah! Like 2 lips! Hahaha!
Fortune Cookie: That's just-No-No, I'm a Fortune Cookie!
Orange: Fortune? Whooah! You're like a Sugar Daddy! Hahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Not money, Fortune, Fortune, like Fortune teller!
Orange: Sweet, read my palm, read my plam!
Fortune Cookie: Uuuuuu? You don't have any...
Orange: Awwwwww. What a GYPSY? Hahahaha! (Fortune Cookie growls) So, hey! What's gonna happen now?
Fortune Cookie: What do you mean?
Orange: I thought you could tell the future!
Fortune Cookie: Well, it's not always like that.
Orange: Hey hey! What am I gonna say, now?
Fortune Cookie: I dunno...
Orange: Wrong!! I was gonna say, woeklsowoalwowlslslwo Auuu, Hahahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Shut up!!!!
Orange: Oooo! What am I gonna say, now?
Fortune Cookie: You're an idiot!
Orange: Nope, I was gonna say: (makes babbling noise) NYANYANYANYANYANYANYA!
Fortune Cookie: OK, I get it! Just stop already!
Orange: Hey! Hey, are you related to Misfortune Cookie?
Fortune Cookie: Misfortune Cookie? Who's Misfortune Cookie?
Misfortune Cookie: So, your going to get cut in half. And, your going to get crushed by an anvil, AND, YOUR GOING TO GET FRUIT FLIES!!
Orange: Yeah, she is not very Popular!
Fortune Cookie: Oh, don't worry, she is 'bout to go to pieces!
Misfortune Cookie: Excuse me?...
(leaving Misfortune Cookie's crackling Daneboe)
Misfortune Cookie : AHH!
Orange: Whoa! I guess that's how the Cookie Crumbles! Hahahaha! Hey! What's that?
Fortune Cookie: Oh, that's a Fortune!
Orange: Wow! I thought it would be bigger! Hahahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Uuughhmmm-
Orange: Hey, what's it say?
Fortune Cookie: Thumb? But that doesn't make any sense.
Orange: What's the matter? Can't put your finger on it? Hahahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Weird, maybe it was a dud!
Orange: Nah! I'm pretty sure she was a Cookie! Hahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Oh, shut up!
Orange: Hey! I thought you were supposed to be a sweet talker! Hahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Ugh, seriously! I don't wanna hear another peep out of you, OK?
Orange: Hey! Hey! Hey, Master Fortune Cookie!
Fortune Cookie: What!?
Fortune Cookie : DAH!
(leaving Fortune Cookie's crackling Daneboe)
Orange: Ah! Got milk?! Hahahaha! Ooooo, ow!
Orange: And that's why you never pick up a hitchhiker! Hahahaha!
Apple #2: Ooooow! This really hurts!
Orange: Whoa! Apple you're still alive!
Apple #2: Yeah! It's just a peel wound I'll be fine! Hey! What's that?
Orange: Oh! It's a Fortune!
Apple #2: Really? Well, what's it say?
Apple #2: Oooo...I wonder what that means? (got sliced Daneboe and screams end credits rolls)