| "Annoying Orange: It Takes Two to Mango" | |
| Episode 65 | |
| Characters: | Orange, and Mango |
|---|---|
| Airdate: | February 18, 2011 |
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It Takes Two to Mango is the 65th episode of the Annoying Orange series.
Transcript
Orange: (tongue flipping)
(Dane puts the mango on the counter)
Mango: Whoa, nice and easy, now!
Orange: Whoa! Hey, Big Pickle! Big Pickle! Hey!
Mango: Uh, Big Pickle? Is there a Big Pickle, here?
Orange: Hello! Over here! Big Pickle!
Mango: Big Pickle, where you at?
Orange: I'm talking to you, Jar-head! (laughs)
Mango: Well, I'm....I'm not a pickle. I'm--
Orange: Jabba the Hutt?
Mango: Uhh...more like Mango the Mango, and--
Orange: What? I thought it take two to Mango! (laughs)
Mango: No, that's a dance. And, as you can see, I don't have legs.
Orange: (doing the Mango) Hey, hey Jabba! Check it out!
Mango: Okay, I told you, that's not my--
(Orange starts humming)
Mango: What.......what are you doing?
Orange: Duh, I'm doing the Mango.
Mango: Aw, seriously, what is wrong with you?
Orange: (singing) Don't you wanta, wanta Mango, don't you wanta, wanta Mango, don't you wanta, wanta Mango.
Mango: Aw, come on! I'm not a freakin' soft drink!
Orange: No. But, you do like you're gonna pop. (laughs)
Mango: (growls)
Orange: Hey, Jabba! Can you curl your tongue, and make trumpet sounds?
Mango: What?
Orange: Like this! (doing trumpet sounds)
Mango: That does't even sound like a trumpet!
Orange: (continue doing trumpet sounds)
Mango: Stop it!
Orange: (keeps doing trumpet sounds)
Mango: SSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP!!!!!!
Orange: (laughing)
Mango: (growls angrily) Okay, buddy! Time out!
Orange: Time out? What's that?
Mango: We need to talk about--
Orange: Walruses?
Mango: No, it's time to talk about the game of life! See,--
Orange: (wrong answer sound) This game sucks. Let's play something else! (laughs)
Mango: Orange, I know what you're doing. You're using humor to keep others from getting clubs.
Orange: That's not true!
Mango: Sure, it is. After all, the cardegy you seen, it's only natural. It's hard meeting people. But, not nearly as hard as watching them go.
Orange: Stop it, Mango! You're making my eye's juicy.
Mango: Aw, let it go, Orange. Just let it go.
Orange: Hmmmm.
(Orange thinking in his flashback about what happened to Apple, Pineapple, Cabbage, Cucumber, and Walnut.)
Orange: (sighs) Good times.
Mango: Let it go, Orange. (whispers) Just let it go.
Orange: Thanks a bunch, Mango!
Mango: Well, I am a life coach. (laughs)
Orange: (laughs)
Mango: No, really, I am. So, you know, if you got any friends that I need some help.
Orange: Ooh! I know who you should talk to!
Mango: Who's that?
Orange: Knife!
(Dane cuts Mango, but theres a seed)
Mango: Ow!
Orange: Ooooohh! Sorry about the heads up. (laughs)
(Dane slices Mango like a saw)
Mango: Stop it! STOP IT!!
Orange: Oooohhh.
(Dane tries to buther Mango)
Mango: OW!! OW!! OW!!
Orange: I knew you guys would hit it off. (laugh)
(Dane kills Mango's left eye with his thumb)
Mango: (screaming)
Orange: Uhh! Talk about a kniful!
Mango: Aw, man! That's gotta leave a mark.
Orange: Ohh!
(Mango kills Mango's left eye with his fork)
Mango: OW!! OW!!
Orange: Uh-oh! Looks like you're gonna have to fork it over! (laughs)
Mango: You idiot! That's not how you cut a mango!
Orange: Way to go, Mango! You're winning!
Mango: That's because it's a new day in the kitchen, Orange! Trust me. (laughing)
(Dane cuts Mango in half)
Mango: (screaming)
(end roll)
Orange: Aw, poor Mango. But, I think he looks piecful! (laughs)