Orange: Hey, hey guys! What's so funny?! (Fruit Basket laugh in are fruits making) Hey, hey Apple!
Jalapeño: Are you talking to me? Hello! My Orange friend!
Orange: Hey Apple, how'd you get so skinnies?
Green Apple: Hey! He is not an Apple.
Clementine: Yeah! Shut up! Orange!
Green Apple: It is OK. Go on. Chili Gordo!
Orange: You called Apple Gordo!
Jalapeño: Yes! Yes, she did! You see, Orange! I've many names!
Orange: Like Apple.
Jalapeño: No... I'm not an Apple... my name's... Jalapeño...
Green Apple, Clementine, Kiwi, Atualfo, Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Clementine: He's so hot!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Gordo!
Jalapeño: Yes, My Orange Friend!
Orange: I thought you were hot!
Jalapeño: I am!
Orange: So, why do they call you chili? (laughs)
Atualfo: Hey! Shut up! Orange! You are being so stupid: STOP IT!!!
Orange: Jeez, talk 'bout a bowl movement! (laughs)
Peach: Master Jalapeño! I've this friend and like! She was wonderin' if you'd ever be interested in...in...a...peach?!
Jalapeño: Interested? No...
Jalapeño: I would be more than interested...And please tell your friend she looks quite lovelie today!
Green Apple, Clementine, Kiwi, Atualfo, Peach: Ahhh! Oh! Whoa, whoa!
Pear: Oh, my God! You're so smooth, Orange! Did you see that?! How does he do that?!
Orange: Don't ask me! How am I supposed to jalape know?! (laughs)
Jalapeño: (laughs) Touché, Orange!
Jalapeño: You know, Orange! You remind me of someone...
Clementine: Please, don't say me! Please, don't say me!
Jalapeño: Yes! You see! My friend! I wasn't always so smooth!
(in the flashback)
Baby Jalapeño: Habanero! Hey!
Baby Jalapeño: Can you see, this? (singing lalalalalaing song)
Habanero: Hey! Knock it off! (Baby Jalapeño's singing lalalalalaing song) KNOCK IT OFF! (Baby Jalapeño laughs as Habanero growls)
Baby Jalapeño: Hey, Habanero!
Baby Jalapeño: Habanero, hey!
Baby Jalapeño: Knife!
Habanero: Ahh--(got sliced and Habanero's, music playing half cut gets)
Baby Jalapeño: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(in ends flashback)
Jalapeño: Ah, was I ever so young?
Peach: Ahhh. He's so deep!
Orange: Hey, hey Gordo! Do you wanna hear me sing?!
Jalapeño: Yes, very much!
Orange: It's a show stopper!
Pear: Seriously, dude! I'm not with him!
Jalapeño: Orange! You've no talent!
Orange: Jeez, that's not smooth!
Jalapeño: But, you possess something more precious! You my friend. Are full of pasión!
Orange: No! I am not! That's just citrus!
Jalapeño: No, it's true!
Pear: No really. It's just citrus!
Jalapeño: Talent is a cheap call but for a man that wears too much plaid.
Orange: Mmmmmm. I'm pretty gassy.
Jalapeño: Do you think without passion? I could do this?...lalalaaaaalaalala
Green Apple, Clementine, Kiwi, Atualfo, Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Atualfo: He's so beautiful!
Jalapeño: No! No! Thank you! Thank you, do you've any requests?
Pear: Oh hey. Do you know any show tunes?
Peach: Free Bird! Do Free Bird!
Orange: Ooooo, ooooo! Knife. Knife!!
Jalapeño: Knife? I dunno that 1!
Orange: No, knife!
(Orange, Fruit Basket, Kiwi, Atualfo, Peach scream, this time in horror, cut knife half him)
Orange: Chili gordo!
Jalapeño: Amigo, you've cut me deeper than any woman I've ever met!
Orange: Actually, his name's Knife!
Jalapeño: Yes...and someday...he will come to us all...
Orange: Jeez, that's kinda dark!
Jalapeño: And yet...there's still light...
Jalapeño: The burnin' light of passion! It's now in your hands!
Orange: But I don't have hands, I'm an Orange.
Jalapeño: Nor do I...but yet, I am still.........
Jalapeño: Hahahahahaha, yes, my friend. I knew you wouldn't lemme down. Ouch.
Orange: Thanks, Jalapeño!
Jalapeño: Keep the passion burnin', Orange! Keep it burnin'!
(Knife slices cuts him, end rolls)