Orange: Aw, where is it? Where's my name?
Pear: Hey Orange, whatcha reading?
Orange: Stupid varsity lists. I didn't make either team.
Strawberry: Whoa, can you believe it? I'm a starter!
Orange: You're an apple.
Pear: Uh... guys? Those aren't teams.
Strawberry: Sure they are. There's gonna be a big game and everything.
Orange: Yeah, salads vs. smoothies.
Strawberry: Hey! Ow!!
Pear: Strawberry, what happened?
Strawberry: Oh, I think I landed on my teeth.
Orange: What? Now I get to play for Team Smoothie.
Strawberry: Nuh-uh, nothing's keeping me out of the game... Ah!
Pear and Orange: Whoa!
Orange: Whoa, I guess Strawberry didn't make the cut. [laughs] Ooh, ow.
Kiwi #1: Ha-ha, not likely.
Kiwi #2: The list for second place is in the ladies' room.
Kiwis: [both laugh]
Orange: Look Pear, it's a couple of ki-weenies. [laughs]
Pear: Kiwi? Oh God, that's on the list.
Kiwi #2: You know it.
Pear: No, that's not good. You've got to run for it.
Kiwi #2: Ah... [groans]
Orange: (Daneboe blender those press button) Ah!
Kiwi #1: Hey, what happened to-- Ah! Pleh!
Pear: Oh no.
Orange: I hope those guys can "blend" in. [laughs] (Daneboe blender press button, it and out guys can hope) [kiwis scream] [yells in terror]
Lettcue: Geez, what's all the racket about?
Pear: Lettcue, you gotta get out of here.
Orange: Yeah, you gotta "head" out. [laughs]
Lettcue: Uh, why is that?
Orange: Trust me, you should just "leaf." [laughs]
Lettcue: Leave? But I just got here.
Pear: You gotta get out of here! Run! Run while you can! (Lettcue running while can groans)
Orange: Whoa! Talk about getting "flipped off." [laughs]
Pear: Oh no, it's happening again.
Lettcue: (Daneboe got sliced and Lettcue's knifed again) [Lettcue screaming]
Orange: Ugh, talk about a "split" decision. [laughs]
Pear: For the last time, this isn't a game. There's no rules, it's just...
Pear: Wait, that's it. Orange, every time we talk to these guys, they get chopped up.
Orange: Or blended.
Pear: Whatever. The point is, maybe if we keep our mouths shut, nothing will happen.
Orange: I gotta keep my mouth shut?
Orange: But I've never done that before.
Apple: Whoa! What's going on up in here?
Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple...
Pear: Dude, shut the mouth.
Orange: Oh yeah, right.
Apple: Yo, I'm talking to you guys.
Apple: (tongue makes noise) [imitates babbling] What's wrong with you man? You know, besides being an orange. [laughs]
Apple: Hey, hey Minute Maid, why don't you clean up this place? [laughs]
Apple: What's the matter? Your mouth won't open? Maybe a little "cit-rusty." [chuckles] Booyah!
Apple: What's your pal's name? Mr. Green Jeans? [laughs]
Pear: Oh I'm sorry, we were just trying to save your life, but then you, you gotta go and be an apple. Well, you know what?
Orange: Knife! (Daneboe got knifed slices Apple's) [all yelling] (slices Daneboe got knifed Apple's) Man, that was one bad apple. [laughs]
Midget Apple: Go, smoothies!
Midget Apple: What? Did we miss the game?