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"Annoying Orange: Kung Fruit"
Episode 69
AOKF title card
Characters: Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow, Grapefruit, Grandpa Lemon, Coconut, Starfish, Iron Fist, and Ninja Fruit
Airdate: March 11, 2011
Episode Reference: Kung Fu
Episode Guide
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"Annoying Orange Through Time"
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"Fortune Cookie"

Kung Fruit is the 69th episode in the Annoying Orange series.

TranscriptEdit

Orange: Hey, hey Chocolate Ball! Hey! Chocolate Ball!

Coconut: (groans)

Orange: Hey, Chocolate Ball! Why are you wearing a scrunchie?

Coconut: (laughs) Most annoying one! Not all this what it seems.

Orange: Whoa! Just like Grandpa Lemon!

Grandpa Lemon: Looks like I'm not the only on who lost his pants. (laughs)

Orange: (laughing)

Coconut: (swinging his nunchuk and he laughs) My name is Coconut! Master of Kung Fruit, and soon, this very kitchen!

Grapefruit: Oh, well, what do we have here?

(Coconut yells, and charges)

Orange: Uh-oh!

(Coconut beats up Grapefruit)

Grapefruit, Midget Apple, Orange, & Marshmallow: (screaming)

(Coconut beats up Grandpa Lemon)

Grandpa Lemon: Ouch!

Pear: Hey, what's going on in here?!

(Coconut yells, and beats up Pear)

Pear: Oof! OOOWWW!!

(Coconut yells, and throw starfishes to Midget Apple & Marshmallow)

Midget Apple: OOOOWWWW!!!

Marshmallow: Yay! I made a new friend!

(Coconut yells, and charges to Orange)

Orange: Uh-oh!

(Coconut swirls up, and beats up Orange by throwing)

(Orange screams, bonk on a broom, and rolled himself under the stove)

Orange: Ow.

Coconut: (laughs) My oppenents have lied vanished! There kingdom, mine to rule with an Iron Fist!

Iron Fist: Sorry, I'm late. Traffic was a killer.

(title card)

Orange: Whoa. What happened? Who was that Coconut?

Ninja Fruit: Did somebody just say Coconut?

Orange: Hey! Who said that?

Ninja Fruit: I see you have a question. Perhaps you should ask a NINJA....fruit!

Orange: Ummmm....Okay. Where am I?

Ninja Fruit: In my shadowy dojo.

Orange: You mean under the stove?

Ninja Fruit: Yeah, maybe. This Coconut you spoke of, does he practice-?

Orange: Kung Fruit?

Ninja Fruit: Ah, and so returns my mortal enemy to wreck havoc upon the kitchen.

Orange: Hmm...I don't know about havoc, but he wrecked everything else. (laughs)

Ninja Fruit: There's not time for laughter!

Orange: Huh?

Ninja Fruit: I will teach you the ancient ways to the ninja fruit, so that you might return to the counter, and destroy all that.....needs destroy.....,mostly the Coconut.

Orange: Ummmm....wouldn't you just be faster if you beat him up?

(record scratches)

Ninja Fruit: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

Orange: (groans)

(electronic music playing as montage of Ninja Fruit mentoring Orange plays)

Orange: Thanks for everything, Ninja Fruit! Especially, the P.Js!

Ninja Fruit: Yes, your training's almost complete. There's actually only one more thing that I can probably even teach you. MACHINE WASH COLD, AND THEN TUBBLE DRY!!

Orange: Ummm.....Is that like whacks on, whacks off?

(in the kitchen, Coconut being the king of the kitchen, and everyone's in cages, exept Grapefruit. Grapefruit's a jester.)

Grapefruit: Now, uhhhhh...I made that myself. You let me know, if it's to sweet, okay?

Midget Apple: Sell-out!

Grapefruit: Yeah, well, check out your little buddy.

Marshmallow: (singing to Starfish) Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.

Starfish: I love you, Marshmallow!

Coconut: (throws his chocolate milk hard on the ground) Silence!! I......I sense of presense. Familiar yet deadly.

Orange: Hey, hey Shellhead!

Coconut: Show yourself, foolish dog!

Orange: (teleports into the counter) What's crackin'? (laughing)

Midget Apple: Whoa!

Marshmallow: Hey, is that--?

Pear: Orange!

Coconut: Awwww. The annoying one was trained to the of my enemy. I WILL BREAK YOU WITH THE POWER OF KUNG FRUIT!!!!

Orange: Hey, hey Coconut!

Coconut: Yes?

Orange: Eat my husk! (laughs)

Coconut: (laughs) Prepare for doom!

Pear: Uh-oh.

Midget Apple: Oh, no!

Orange: Wait for it.

Coconut: (yelling)

Orange: Wait for it.

Coconut: (keeps yelling)

Orange: Hey, hey Coconut!

Coconut: (keeps yelling)

Orange: Knife.

Coconut: (got killed by Knife, very hard) OH!!!

Pear & Midget Apple: Whoa!

Orange: Uhhh! That looks like a royal pain! (laughing)

(Dane takes the coconut away)

Pear: Dude, that was so ninja!

Marshmallow & Starfish: Yay!

Ninja Fruit: Well done, my polty pupple. You defeated my mortal enemy, and returned honor to the ninja fruits!

Orange: Yay! Thanks, Sensay!

(record scratches)

Ninja Fruit: And I'm still gonna need the suit back.

Orange: Oooohhhhh.

Ninja Fruit: Come on, I told you! It was a loner!

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