Star: I'M A STAR!! A GREAT BIG SHINNING STAR!! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
DRUM, DRUM, DRUM, DRUM, DRUM, DRUM!
(Orange in the house kitchen)
Orange: Whoa! What the heck are you? Are you a hoagie? Hey! Hey, Hulk Hoagie!
Croissant: It's croissant!
Orange: Hey, hey, Hulk Hoagie, hey!
Croissant: It's croissant ok?! You want me to spell it out for you?
Orange: Nuh! That's what he's for!
Spell & Speak: Hoagie: H-O-A--
Croissant: THAT'S IT!! You want to rock and roll with me, c'mon!! LET'S ROCK A-
(Croissant screams in Meteortron lands roof through)
Pear: What the heck was that?!
Meteortron: What are these earth shapes?...
Orange: That's not rock and roll. That's just rock on a roll.
Spell & Speak: Can you spell...: ("ZING" kind just you) "zing?"
Pear: Holy crap! It's A Meteor!!
Orange: Meteor, uuuu...meatier than what?
Meteortron: Negative!! I merely look like a Meteor!
Midget Apple: Soooo what, your like a comet?
Orange: He can't be a comet, he doesn't have a tail! (laughing)
Spell & Speak: Silence: S-I-L--(falls Meteortron's get hits by a laser)
Orange: Hey! Now I'll never learn how to spell!
Meteortron: Behold!! I'm Meteortron of the Frotobots! We're an alien race of shape shiftin' Robots Locked in a Never-Endin' Battle with Opticons, who're also an alien race of shape shiftin' Robots who we will Crush!
Orange: Wait! So, you got a Crush on who, now?
Meteortron: Silence!! And tell me where I can find a Relic!
Midget Apple: Uhm, you mean like a VCR?
Meteortron: No, the Relic's a Device of Unspeakable Power, which I've traced to this v-
Meteortron: Uuuuu...what the crap is this place?!
Meteortron: Keeeeeeeeetch-on...Now, you must gimme the Relic!
Pear: Uhhh...sorry, dude. We don't have any Relic!
Meteortron: You, Cannot Deceive A Frotobot!!! NO MATTER!!!!!! I'VE OTHER WAYS OF MAKIN' YOU TALK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Meteortron's while the blade is heard whirring)
Orange: Whoa, cut it out! Meteorman. If you want the Relic so bad, he's right there!
Relish: Whoa Whoa Whoa! Whoa! Easy now! Just put the spinnin' blade down and let's talk this over.
Meteortron: Huuuu?! This does not Compute!
Relish: Yeah! It doesn't Compute, you know why? 'Cause I am Relish, not Relic!
Meteortron: Further investigation's required! Initiate dissection...
Relish: Oh thanks a lot! Orange, thanks!
Orange: Oho! This is gonna be jarrin'! (laughing) (groans in disgust)
(A laser hits the blade, causing it to come of growls, robot screen shows)
Spell & Speak: Boom.
Orange: Spell & Speak, your alive!!
Spell & Speak: Yes, For I'm more than an educational tool: I'm, an Opticon!
Meteortron: Who we will crush!
Spell & Speak: Meteortron!! Step away from the Relic!
Relish: Aw, c'mon! You can't Spell Relish?!
Meteortron: Prepare for battle! (robot he into truns)
Orange: Whooaaa! Time for Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots!
Midget Apple: Neato Burrito!
Meteortron: I'm Meteortron!
Mervin the Watermelon: Hey guys! What is going on in here?!
Orange: Hey! Hey Mervin!
Mervin the Watermelon: What's up, Orange?!
Mervin the Watermelon: Huh?! WHOA, WHOA!! PUT ME DOWN!
Meteortron: Die, Opticon!!
Mervin the Watermelon: (screams in he Spell & Speak's heads up explodes)
Orange: Whhhoa! Heads up!
Spell & Speak: OHHHHHH!
Midget Apple: Whhhhhhoooaaa!
Meteortron: HAHAHAHAHAAAAA, DIEEEEE!!!!!
(Meteortron and Spell & Speak exploding)
Midget Apple: Whhhhhhoooaaa!
Orange: Cuuu! Whoa!! Talk 'bout deja boom! (maniacally laughter) (reacts in disgust)
Pear: Ooooooo! Why's it we can't go one day in this kitchen without something exploding?
Midget Apple: Amen!
Orange: Yeah! It's pretty great! Isn't it?
Midget Apple and Pear: Ohhhhhhh.
Relish: Fear not friends! We are safe now, that the robots have destroyed themselves, perhaps I can finally out away this, ("RELIC" takes off his disguise) disguise!
Orange and Pear: Whhhhhhoooaaa!!
Relish: Behold. It is I. The Rel-AAH!
(Hot Dog house roof and lands counter, explodes)
Hot Dog: (chuckling) What's up dudes?! I'm lookin' for the Relish! You seen him anywhere?!
(end credits rolls)