Orange: B-B-B-B-B-B-BORED!! Hahaha!
Burrito: Ohhhhhh!
Orange: Hey Hey Space Taco, is it time for blastoff? (laugh)
Burrito: It's BBBBBBurrito!
Orange: Brr! Is right, "What's the matter?" You need to defrost? (laughing)
(hand Burrito takes)
Burrito: Whoa! Ese: Hands off!
(hands microwave puts Burrito's)
Orange: Yeah, I was only jokin'?
Pear: Ummmm-Why's Burrito in the Microwave?
Orange: Well! Duh: He's too big for the toaster! (laugh)
Midget Apple: (snarls a bit) Is anyone else worried 'bout that warning label?
Burrito: Ah: That's just a brithmark: I have had it forever!
Marshmallow: (opens closes microwaves, Daneboe and Burrito's beep button, at) Yay! Everything's hunky-dory!
Orange: Yep! Nothin' to worry 'bout at all! (zaps noise, start worry microwave) Whoa! (zaps and beeps rapid Orange's, Pear's, Marshmallow's and Midget Apple's had it forever worry all)
Pear: Uuuuuhhhhh!
Orange: WAH!
Marshmallow: OOOAH!
Midget Apple: Ah!
(The microwaves, crackles loudly as Orange and his friends to the first ever episode, title card)
2009 Orange: Hey, Hey, Apple, Hey, Hey, Apple, Hey!
2009 Apple: What, what, what's it?
2009 Orange: Orange you gald I didn't say Apple again. (laughing)
2009 Apple: Yeah! Yeah! That joke was funny the first 400 ti-(zaps noise, Orange #2's funny 400 times you gasps) What the heck?
Marshmallow: (poofs Orange's, Pear's and Midget Apple) YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orange and Pear: Woooah!
2009 Apple: Great! There's 2 of you?
Orange: Whoa, that guy looks just like me!
Orange #2: Nuhu! You look just like me.
Orange: Nuhu! You look just like me!
Orange #2: Nuhu! You look just like-
Apple: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!
Marshmallow: Oh, Boy! Twice as much Orange means twice as much fun! Yay!
Midget Apple: Again! Am I the only one that read that warning label?
Orange: Huuuu? What are you talkin' 'bout?
Midget Apple: (groans a bit) Microwave puls Burrito, equals time machine!! It brought us here to the future!
Apple: OK! So you're from the future, then why didn't the future me come back with you?
Orange: Oh that's easy, it's 'cause yo-
Pear: ON VACATION! Yep! Yep! Someplace really nice and to and fun...
Orange: Huuuu, what are you tal-
Midget Apple: Orange, you can't tell him what happens, it could change the past and, "As a result!" The future!
Pear: Right, so don't mention the K-N-I-F-E, OK?
2009 Orange: The Kuh-Niff-Ie? What's a Kuh-Niff-Ie?
Apple: That's knife you idiot, he's not supposed to mention the WAIT A SECOND! I'm gonna get knifed?
Pear: OK, Uh, It's been fun but we Uh, We should get goin', Huuu, Guys?
Burrito: Yeah-yeah-yeah, Gimme a minute, homes, I'm a little new to this!
2009 Orange: What's a matter: You need a time out?
Orange: (oranges laughing) That's what, I was going to say! (rapid zaps and beeps)
2009 Apple: Wait, take me with you! You can't just leave me here! (poofs)
2009 Orange: Whoa!! Hey, Hey, Apple!
2009 Apple: (pants)
2009 Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple, hey!
2009 Apple: (pants) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Apple rolls to evade Knife)
2009 Orange: Whoa, That guy really knows how to roll! (laugh) Hey! Pear!
2009 Pear: Oh, god...
("2012" future bright rapid, zaps noise)
Marshmallow: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Orange and Pear: Woooah!
Orange: The future really's bright! (Laughs)
Pear: Phaw! We are back, I just hope everything's the same way we left it-
(DRUM!)
Pear: Oho, this is-
Midget Apple: So, awesome!
Marshmallow: Yay!
Midget Apple: There's apples everywhere!
Orange: HEY!!! HEY, APPLES!!! HEY, APPLES, HEY!!!
(record scratches)
Apple #3: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Apples: (screaming)
Orange: (apples continues screaming) Yep! They're apples, alright!
Midget Apple: (apples keep screaming) Hey! It's OK, guys! Everyone just calm down!
Apple #6: (apples screaming) It's a Midget Apple!!
Orange: (apples continues screaming) Hey, knock it off, only we get to call Midget Apple a midget apple!
Midget Apple: (apples keep screaming) Geez! Thanks, Orange!
Pear: (apples keep screaming) What's wrong with 'em?! Why're they freakin' out?!
Grandpa Lemon: (apples continues screaming) I can tell you why...
Grandpa Lemon: (apples screaming stop) 'Cause a long time ago, they took our kitchen...
Orange: Whoa, Grandpa Lemon!
Grandpa Lemon: Wh--, Whhaa-Where?...
Grapefruit: Yeah! And those of us that weren't destroyed, by the robo apple were enslaved...
Pear: Wait! Did you say Robo Apple?
Robo Apple: (voice): Intruder alert, intruder alert, unauthorized produce, put your hands in the air!
Orange: But...we don't have any hands?
Apple: Good work, Robo Apple, (Robo Apple's hands air in at) NOW FIRE AT WILL!!!
Robo Apple: (voice): Yes, your eminence!
(Orange, Pear, Marshmallow, and Midget Apple screams at zapping lazers hand put your air)
Robo Apple: (voice): (laughs)
Pear: BURRITO! YOU GOTTA GET US BACK TO THE PAST! WE'VE TO FIX THIS!
Burrito: Don't worry Pear! This little doggy is ready to ride! (And zaps and beeps, Burrito laughs, Marshmallow laughs, poofs, Orange and Marshmallow speaking)
Apple: Wait, take me with you! You can't just leave me here!
(zaps noise, poofs with you leave here, Apple's knife doggy ride this little)
Marshmallow: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Orange and Pear: Woooah!
Apple: Ugh. Yes you came back.
Orange: Hey, Hey, It's Apple!
Apple: (groan) We covered that! Now get me outta here!
2009 Orange: HEY, HEY, APPLE!!
Apple: Shut up!!!
Orange: Me, over here!
2009 Orange: Listen, to me!
Orange: Apple!
2009 Orange: No!
2009 Apple: Stop!!!
Orange: Hey! Apple! Apple! Apple!
Oranges: Apple! Apple! Apple! Apple! Apple! Apple! Apple!
Apple: AHH, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!! WHAT'S IT?!!
Oranges: Knife!
Apple: (got sliced and screaming)
2009 Orange: Uuuuuh! That really looks like it hurts!
Orange: See? I told you that, Apple, was rotten to the core! (laugh)
Midget Apple: Alright, neato burrito! Beam us back! TO THE FUTURE!!!
(rapid zaps and beeps, beam us back future)
Orange: (groaning) But I wanted to... (everyone disappears to the kitchen) Woooah! That was crazy! Phew! Looks like everything's normal in the kitchen again... (sighs) Hey! Hey, Pears!
Pear Clones: Oh, god.....
Pear credits rolls) #5: God.
Pear #6: God. (end
Orange: Hey, your an Apple! What's wrong, Banana? You don't look like you're peelin' very well! (laughs)