|"Annoying Orange: Mystery of the Mustachios"|
|Characters:||Orange, Pear, Mustachios, and Pistachio-Eating Caterpillar|
|Airdate:||December 10, 2010|
"Full Kitchen Intruder Song"
Mystery of the Mustachios is the 55th episode of the Annoying Orange series.
Orange: Hey! Hey, over here! Hey, Bagface! Hey, hey Bagface, hey! Hey, Bagface! It looks like you had a little plastic surgery. (laughs)
(Dane takes the bag away)
Orange: Awww, thanks for the hand, buddy. Jeez. Whoa! Hey, hey Pistachios, hey!
Leader Mustachio: Dude, he's talking to us!
Semi-Far Right Mustachio: What do you wanna do?
Barry: You don't say anything.
Middle Mustachio: Does this look all right? It feels lodsided.
Sombrero Mustachio: It's so itchy!
Orange: Hey, Pistachios! Hey! Pistachios! Over here!
Leader Mustachio: It's not pistachio, okay?
Orange: Then what are you?
(Mustachios turns over to Orange)
Leader Mustachio: It's Mustachio.
Semi-Far Right Mustachio: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it down, buddy! Everything's cool.
Orange: There's a caterpillar on your lip! And, it's got friends!
Middle Mustachio: These aren't caterpillars, dude. There mustaches.
Orange: Uh-uh! Those are caterpillars! Pistachio-Eating-Caterpillar!
Barry: Dude, that's not even a real thing.
Orange: Uh-huh! Ask Pear!
Pear: Did someone say Pistachio-Eating-Caterpillars?
Orange & Pear: (screaming)
Sombrero Mustachio: I told you, we should have gone with sombreros.
Middle Mustachio: I know, I know.
Orange: You pistachos are goners.
Leader Pistachio: Look, for the last time, we're not pistachios!
Middle Pistachio: Yeah, pistachios' are like delicious.
Sombrero Mustachio: Excactly!
Semi-Far Right Mustachio: And we're not.
Leader Mustachio: That's right. Cause' we're Mustachio.
Barry: And that's a totally different thing.
Orange: Yeah, whatever. Clearly, you guys are nuts! (laughs)
Leader Mustachio: Hey, hey, hey. Look, buddy, if we were tasty pistachio, our flavour would have give us away.
Pear: Guys, it's okay! We're not gonna eat you!
Leader Mustachio: Of course not, cause' we're not pistachio.
Pear: Oh, come on. The shells, the green center, the giant freakin' bag that said pistachios on it.
Barry: (sniffs) Boy, it's gettin' hot in, here. (sniffs) I'm kinda gettin' a sniffles, here. (sniffs)
Semi-Far Right Mustachio: Shut up, Barry!
Orange: You'll be a lot cooler, if you weren't wearing a lip warmer. (laughs) Ooohh, I know, let me get you a fuzz buster! (laughs)
Orange: I get the feeling that the answer to this mister is right under your nose. (laughs)
Pear: Um, Orange, they don't have noses.
Orange: You're an apple!
Leader Mustachio: Yup, and we're Mustachios. End of story. You guys have a great day. We better get going, now.
Barry: It's okay, guys. It's just alergies. (his mustache fall off)
Semi-Far Right Mustachio: Ah, Barry!
Barry: What, what is it?
Orange: Whoa, talk about a close shave! (laughs)
Middle Mustachio: Are you trying to get us killed?!
Leader Mustachio: How hard is it to wear mustache?
Barry: Put it back on! Put it back on! Somebody!
Sombrero Mustachio: See? I told you, we've should have gone with sombreros.
(Dane opens the pistachio, and Barry screams)
Barry: Oh, my god! I'm naked, I'm naked!
Pear: Whoa, I can't look!