Marshmallow: Yay! I wish every day was vacation day.
Midget Apple: Me too, littie buddy. Heck, I wish we would've been on vacation was sooner.
Orange: Don't you mean schooner? (laughs)
Midget Apple: (groans) Hey, Orange.
Orange: What's the matter, Midget Apple? You're looking kind of "stern." (laughs)
Midget Apple: Hasn't this guy heard of a vacation?
Orange: Nah, you guys gotta relax, but not like Pear. He really went overboard.
Pear: Ahh, finally. Peace and quiet.
Orange: Hey! Hey, Pear! Hey!
Pear: (sighs) No, just ignore him. You're on vacation.
Orange: Hey, Pear! Hey, hey Pear!
Pear: What? What? What?
Pear: No, don't--
Pear: Oh, come on!
Orange: Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco.
Pear: Polo, Polo, Polo!
Pear: Now would you leave me alone?!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Pear!
Pear: Hey, I've never seen one before, okay? I mean, come on. Why would anybody want a duck made of rubber?
Orange: Ah, don't worry, Pear. It's nothing to get "quacked" up about. (laughs)
Midget Apple: Check it out. There's a rope tied to this duck. I wonder where--
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Yarr, ships ahoy!
Cookie #1: I think he's talking to us.
Cookie #2: Yeah, we get that a lot.
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Fire!
Midget Apple: Whoa!
Orange: Hey! You dunked my cookies.
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Yarr, and there will be worse to come if'n you don't release me scoutin' vessel.
Midget Apple: Ah... you mean the ducky?
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Ay, me ducky.
Orange: Hey! Hey, Captain Blueberry Beard, hey!
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Yarr, 'tis I.
Orange: Oh... so that's actually your name?
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Yarr.
Pear: Hey, it had to happen eventually.
Pirate Captain Blueberry: I be the fiercest mist dangerous pirate in all the high seas.
Midget Apple: Uh... you mean the bathtub?
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Ay, now tell me what manner of treasure have ye on board.
Pear: Treasure? We don't have any treasure.
Pirate Captain Blueberry: You think me a fool? If'n you had no treasure, then be you sailin' with a naval orange?
Orange: Naval? I'm not the one that looks like a bellybutton. (laughs)
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Yarr!
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Shiver me timbers, who be firin' now?
Blueberry: Uh, sorry sir. I thought you said "fire."
Pirate Captain Blueberry: No, I said "Yarr."
Blueberry Pirate: Sir, it really sounds a lot like "fire."
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Yarr, I... I mean... to the plank, the both of ya.
Blueberry: Come on, Buttery!
(laughter, amused cheers)
Pirate Captain Blueberry: You mutinous dogs. The plank not be for funnin', it be for plunderin'.
Orange: Hey, hey Captain Moldychin, know why you live on a ship?
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Yarr?
Orange: Because you're travel-sized. (laughs)
Blueberry Pirate: Oh no, here we go.
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Yarr! No man, fruit, or vegetable cracks wise about me size. Navy or not, I'll peel you faster than a scurvy-crazed sailor.
Orange: Well, whatever floats your boat. (laughs)
Pirate Captain Blueberry: Prepare to be boarded!
Pear: Uh, guys?
Pear: This is not good.
Orange: I know, I hate being "bored."
Midget Apple: I told you we should've gotten a banana boat.
Midget Apple: seriously ive got an awful headache
Marshmallow: yyyaaay i just asked a new friend to come back to the kitchen with us AND HE SAID YES, YYYAAAAAYYYY!
Pear:uuuuu... marshmallow you know the rubber ducky is well just rubber right
Marshmallow: hehhehehe whatever you say, pear heheeheehehehehe
Rubber Ducky: (wink!)