|"Annoying Orange: Orange Goes Hollywood"|
|Characters:||Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Eggplant, The Cobs, Broccoli, and Russel|
|Airdate:||July 29, 2011|
"The Voodoo You Do!"
Orange Goes Hollywood is the 88th episode of The Annoying Orange series.
Orange: Hey, hey Egghead! Hey!
Eggplant: I told you, it's Eggplant!
Orange: What? You can't be an egg in a plant at the same time!
Eggplant: I'm not made of eggs!
Orange: That's overeasy for you to say. (laughs)
Eggplant: Man, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, MAN!! Come on!
Orange: Hey, hey Egghead!
Eggplant: What, what?!
(Dane sliced an eggplant)
Orange: Jeez, Egghead really got scrambled! (laugh) Ooh, owww.
(The truck appeared, and the corns jumps out of the vehicle)
Cob #1: Did you see that?
Cob #2: Ah, that was totally--
Cob #1: Brilliant!
Cob #2: Oh, yeah! Yeah, brilliant!
Orange: Wow, now that's a earful! (laughs)
Cob #1: That's it! The puns, the jokes, the comedic timing, you're perfect!
Orange: Nuh-uh, I'm an orange!
Cob #1: Oh, no, you're not.
Orange: I'm not?
Cob #1: You, my friend, are gonna be a star!
Pear: Dude, I can't believe they want you to be a movie star!
Midget Apple: Yeah! Do you think you could get me a part in your movie?
Orange: Okay! But, only if it's a little part. (laughs)
Midget Apple: (groan) I really set myself up for that one.
Cob #1: Okay, Orange, before we start production on your feature, we need to ingress a few things.
Orange: Why? Are you sending me fam-nail, already? (laughs)
Cob #2: (laugh) No. We just need a couple of mind of changes.
Orange: Like what?
Cob #1: Well, for starters. The hair.
Orange: You like it? I style it, myself. (laughs)
Cob #2: Bieber Fever is the new bandemick, and we audiences will really respond to a similar 'do.
Cob #1: Here you go, buddy!
(Cob throws Justin's hair on top of Orange)
Orange: What the?
The Cobs: Love it!
Orange: Ugh. It looks like a dog seeding my head.
Cob #1: Now, let's work on that voice.
Orange: Okay. (barking)
Cob #1: (laugh) No.
Cob #2: Our studies indicate the people like Brittish accents, more than any other.
Cob #1: Yes! We need a Brittish accents!
Orange: Fight out, Gumnut! Why didn't you just say so? Jilly-O! (laughs)
Cob #2: Oh, that is so great!
Cob #1: Ehh, not so much.
Cob #2: That's totally what I was thinking. Maybe, we can just stump it.
Cob #1: Oh, we can get Russel brands.
The Cobs: Love it!
Orange: I don't know, guys.
Cob #1: Really not feeling this location.
Cob #2: Me neither, me neither. Oh, I've got it!
Cob #1: What do you get?!
Cob #2: A tropical island!
Orange: You hear that, guys?! We're going to a tropical island! YAAAAAYY!!
(The screen of tropical island backgrounded Orange)
Cob #2: Now, let's meet your new cast!
Cob #1: Say, "Hello" to Broccoli! He's your new bad boy best friend!
Broccoli: Yo, call me "Broc", bro!
Pear: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. I'm Orange's best friend!
Cob #2: Yeah, that's what they all say.
Cob #1: Oh, and check out your new little buddy! It's Russel the Brussel!
Midget Apple: Hey! That's my catchphrase!
Cob #2: Hey, quiet down! I'm trying to intruduce the new fruits!
Pear: But, those guys aren't even fruits!
Orange: What's the matter, guys? Don't you wanna veg out? (laughs)
(Cob throws the sunglasses to Orange)
Cob #1: Oh, those lenses look great!
Cob #2: The hip stars are gonna--
The Cobs: --Love it!
Pear: Oh, come on! Orange, don't you see what's happening, here?
Orange: Sort of. But, everything looks kinda blury, now.
Midget Apple: (groan) Not the glasses.
Pear: Look, Orange, you're not perfect. But, nobody is. We've all got flaws. But, that's ecsaccly what makes us special.
Orange: Um, yeah, I guess.
Cob #1: Don't listen to them, Orange! They're just jealous!
Cob #2: Yeah, we're not the bad guys. We're just trying to make you better.
Orange: You're trying to make me butter?
Cob #2: Better.
Cob #1: Better!
The Cobs: Better!
Orange: Yeah, Butter!!
The Cobs: Huh?!
(Dane grabs the corn cobs)
(Dane spreads butter to the right corn)
Cob #2: Eww! Get it off, get it off, get it off!
Orange: It could be worse! But, at least it's not margerine! (laugh)
(Dane spreads to the left corn)
Cob #2: (screaming)
Cob #1: What's wrong with you?! Don't you know who I am?!
Orange: Yeah, you better leave him alone! He's got more kernals, and an army! (laughs)
(Dane takes the plate, and he eats the left corn)
Cob #1: Oh, god! Stop! Stop!
Orange: Oh, well, I guess that means there won't be a sequal.
Pear: Ah, don't get down on yourself, Orange. Besides, I don't think being a star is always cracked up to be.
(Midget Apple starts the truck, and he turned on the music)
Pear: What the? Little Apple!
Midget Apple: What? I didn't hear anybody called dems. (laughs)