"Annoying Orange: Orange Goes Hollywood" | |
Episode 88 | |
Characters: | Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Eggplant, The Cobs, Broccoli, and Russel |
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Airdate: | July 29, 2011 |
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Orange Goes Hollywood is the 88th episode of The Annoying Orange series.
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Orange: Hey, hey Egghead! Hey!
Eggplant: I told you, it's Eggplant!
Orange: What? You can't be an egg in a plant at the same time.
Eggplant: I'm not made of eggs!
Orange: That's over easy for you to say. (laughs)
Eggplant: Man, shut your mouth, man, come on!
Orange: Hey, hey Egghead!
Eggplant: What, what?!
Orange: Knife!
(Dane sliced Eggplant in half)
Eggplant: Ahh!
Orange: Jeez, Egghead really got scrambled! (laugh) Ooh, owww.
(The truck appeared, and the corns jumps out of the vehicle)
Cob #1: Did you see that?
Cob #2: Ah, that was totally--
Cob #1: Brilliant!
Cob #2: Oh yeah, yeah, brilliant!
Orange: Wow, now that's an earful! (laughs)
Cob #1: That's it! The puns, the jokes, the comedic timing, you're perfect!
Orange: Nuh-uh, I'm an orange!
Cob #1: Oh no, you're not.
Orange: I'm not?
Cob #1: You, my friend, are gonna be a star!
(title card)
Pear: Dude, I can't believe they want you to be a movie star!
Midget Apple: Yeah! Do you think you could get me a part in your movie?
Orange: Okay! But, only if it's a little part. (laughs)
Midget Apple: (groan) I really set myself up for that one.
Cob #1: Okay, Orange, before we start production on your feature, we need to address a few things.
Orange: Why? Are you sending me fan mail already? (laughs)
Cob #2: (laugh) No. We just need a couple of minor changes.
Orange: Like what?
Cob #1: Well, for starters, the hair.
Orange: You like it? I style it myself. (laughs)
Cob #2: Bieber Fever is the new pandemic, and we audiences will really respond to a similar 'do!
Cob #1: Here you go, buddy!
(Cob throws Justin's hair on top of Orange)
Orange: What the?
The Cobs: Love it!
Orange: Ugh, it looks like a dog's eating my head.
Cob #1: Now let's work on that voice.
Orange: Okay. (barking)
Cob #1: (laugh) No.
Cob #2: Our studies indicate that people like British accents more than any other.
Cob #1: Yes! We need a British accent!
Orange: By Jov'e Governor, why didn't you just say so? Cheerio! (laughs)
Cob #2: Oh, that is so great!
Cob #1: Eh, not so much.
Cob #2: That's totally what I was thinking! Maybe we could just dub it!
Cob #1: Oh, we could get Russell Brand!
The Cobs: Love it!
Orange: I don't know, guys.
Cob #1: Really not feeling this location.
Cob #2: Me either, me either. Oh, I've got it!
Cob #1: What do you got?!
Cob #2: A tropical island!
Orange: You hear that, guys?! We're going to a tropical island! YAAAAAYY!!
(The screen of the tropical island background drops)
Orange: Ohhhh.
Cob #2: Now let's meet your new cast!
Cob #1: Say hello to Broccoli! He's your new bad boy best friend!
Broccoli: Yo, call me "Broc", bro!
Pear: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. I'm Orange's best friend.
Cob #2: Yeah, that's what they all say.
Cob #1: Oh, and check out your new little buddy! It's Russel the Brussel!
Russel: Neato burrito.
Midget Apple: Hey! That's my catchphrase!
Cob #2: Hey, quiet down! I'm trying to introduce the new fruits!
Pear: But those guys aren't even fruits!
Orange: What's the matter, guys? Don't you wanna veg out? (laughs)
(Cob throws the sunglasses to Orange)
Orange: Hey!
Cob #1: Oh, those lenses look great!
Cob #2: The hipsters are gonna...
The Cobs: Love it!
Pear: Oh, come on! Orange, don't you see what's happening here?
Orange: Sort of. But everything looks kinda blurry now.
Midget Apple: (groans) Not the glasses.
Pear: Look, Orange, you're not perfect. But nobody is! We've all got flaws. But that's exactly what makes us special!
Orange: Um... yeah, I guess.
Cob #1: Don't listen to them, Orange. They're just jealous.
Cob #2: Yeah, we're not the bad guys! We're just trying to make you better!
Orange: You're trying to make me butter?
Cob #2: Better!
Orange: Butter?
Cob #1: Better!
Orange: Butter?
The Cobs: BETTER!!!
Orange: Yeah! Butter!
The Cobs: Huh?!
(Dane grabs the corn cobs)
Orange: Aaahh!
(Dane spreads butter to the right corn)
Cob #2: Ew!
Cobs: Get it off, get it off, get it off!
Orange: It could be worse. At least it's not margarine. (laughs)
(Dane spreads to the left corn)
Cob #2: (screaming)
Cob #1: Hey, what's wrong with you?! Don't you know who I am?!
Orange: Yeah, you better leave him alone. He's got more kernels than an army. (laughs)
(Dane takes the plate, and he eats the left corn)
Cob #1: Oh God, stop, stop!
Orange: Oh. Well, I guess that means there won't be a sequel.
Pear: Ah, don't get down on yourself, Orange. Besides, I don't think being a star is always cracked up to be.
(Midget Apple starts the truck, and he turned on the music)
Pear: What the... Little Apple?!
Midget Apple: What?! I didn't hear anybody call dibs!
(Midget Apple and Orange laugh)
(End rolls)