|"Annoying Orange: Pain-apple"|
|Characters:||Orange, Pineapple, and Pear (ending cameo)|
|Airdate:||May 7, 2010|
"Wazzup 2: Wasssabi"
Pain-apple is the 21st episode in the Annoying Orange series. This short episode features a pineapple.
Orange: Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange. What ryhmes with orange? Hmmmm...
(Dane put the pineapple on the counter)
Pineapple: Hey, hey, watch the hair, bud! It took me months to get it to look like this!
Orange: Whoa, what are you?
Pineapple: Oh, hey. I'm a pineapple?
Orange: What? You don't look like an apple!
Pineapple: Well, I'm--I'm not. I'm a pineapple.
Orange: Heh, quite a long face. (laughs)
Pineapple: That's rude. I'm a pineapple. At least, he found--
Orange: You're a half apple! Like, an apple cross with a pine tree! (laughs)
Pineapple: No, that's not how it works.
Orange: Hey, what's with those knives on your head?
Pineapple: That's my hair.
Orange: Oh, so it's there?
Orange: There. Hair.
Pineapple: Yes, that's--that's what I said! Wh-what are you doing?
Orange: There ryhmes with hair! (laughs)
Pineapple: Okay, stop.
Orange: So as air, and bear, care--
Pineapple: Okay, stop! That's getting really annoying!
Orange: --Stair, mare, fair, hair--
Pineapple: Stop, stop, stop!!
Pineapple: You know what else ryhmes with hair? Nair. And, it looks like you're very familiar with it, baldy!
Orange: Wow, you really are an apple!
Pineapple: I am not! I'm a pineapple! I'm not even realated! I don't grow on trees, and--
Orange: You're an apple!
Pineapple: (growl) God, you were so iretating!
Orange: I'm not iretating! I'm an orange!
Orange: Hey, Apple!
Pineapple: I'm not talking to you.
Pineapple: I've already told you, these--these are not knives!
Orange: No, Knife!
Pineapple: This is my hair. I spike them up to look cool, and it's something you can't do, because you are--
(Dane sliced Pineapple's hair off)
(Pineapple's hair flew off to Orange)
Orange: Whoa, look who's the baldy, now?!
(Dane flips the pineapple down, he sliced Pineapple in half, and Pineapple continues screaming)
Orange: Pineapple? Which more like Pain-apple. (laughs) Ow!
(black screen shows)
(Dane puts the plate of Pineapple rings on the counter)
Pineapple: Someone help me.
Orange: Hey, Apple! I don't mean to stair, but you're looking worse for wear. (laughs)
Pineapple: Orange, you are sick.
Orange: You know what else ryhmes with hair? You do, Pear!
Pear: Leave me out of this.