"Annoying Orange: The Exploding Orange" | |
Episode 44 | |
Characters: | Orange, Pear, Passion Fruit, Bananas (debut), Kiwi (debut), 911 Operator (voice only) and Gorilla (debut) |
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Airdate: | October 15, 2010 |
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Transcript[]
Orange: Hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey! Hey! Hey, Kiwi! Kiwwwii!
Kiwi: WHAT?!! What's it?! I'm trying to read the paper!
Orange: What happened to your voice, mate? (laughing)
Kiwi: Dude! I'm a kiwi. I'm from freakin' New Zealand!
Orange: Oh, well! That explains the accent, and the boomerangs!
Banana #1: I told you. We're bananas!
Kiwi: Accent, I don't have a (hiccup) accent.
Orange: What's a hippo accent?
Kiwi: It's...(hiccup) not a hippo, it's a...(hiccup)
Orange: Whoa! Sounds like a hungry hungry hippo! (laughing)
Kiwi: It's...(hiccup) it's not funny!
Orange: What's the matter, Kiwi? You looked all choked up! (laughing)
Kiwi: Stop it! (hiccup) Oh, man, I don't (hiccup) feel so good!
Orange: Are you, okay?
Kiwi: (hiccup, hiccup, hiccup)
Orange: What the heck's going on?
Banana #1: Ahhh, no, everybody watch out!! (hiccup, hiccup) HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!
Kiwi: (screaming)
Orange: What the?...
(Kiwi explodes, Orange screams as Apple then and Smosh screaming)
(footsteping)
Pear: What the heck was that?
Passion Fruit: Seriously! I heard that in the other- oh my god...!
Orange: That was Kiwi! He had the hippos.
Banana #2: Hiccups! He had the hiccups, you idiot!!
Pear: What? Aw, man! That's scary.
Orange: What are you talking about?
Passion Fruit: You have never heard about what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups?
Orange: Ah, no.
Passion Fruit: First, they hiccup, then they-they-they
Pear: They explode!!
Orange: (laughing) That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever... (hiccup) Uh-oh.
(title card, phone rings)
911 Operator: 911, What's your emergency?...
Pear: Uhhh... yeah. We got an orange with a case of the hiccups here!
Orange: (hiccup)
911 Operator: Umm... please say that again.
Pear: I said we've an orange with the hiccups.
911 Operator: OH NO, YOU SCREWED!! (screaming in the phone ends ringing)
Pear: Ugh, alright I'm outta ideas.
Orange: (whimpers)
Passion Fruit: Look, everybody! The important thing right now is to just remain calm...
Orange: (hiccup)
(Bananas, Pear, and Orange screaming)
Passion Fruit: No! No! No, everybody shut up!! (everyone stops screaming) We're not going to freak out!!
Orange: That's easy for (hiccup) you to say. You don't have an exploding (hiccup) hippo in your tummy...
Pear: Dude, it's not a hippo!
Orange: It's a exploding hippo.
Passion Fruit: Listen to me, Orange? Do you wanna get rid of your hiccups?
Orange: Duh!
Passion Fruit: Then you've to do exactly what I tell you, OK?
Orange: OK!
Passion Fruit: OK, it's really simple...all you've to do's to take a deep breath and hold it for 30 seconds...
Orange: OK! (takes a deep breath)
Pear: What?! No! That never works!
Orange: (humming as holds)
Pear: I always heard you've to stand on his head and cross your eyes!
Orange: (humming as holds)
Banana #1: Shouldn't he be humming?
Pear: What?
Banana #1: Yeah, I heard all he's gotta to do's hum the star spangled banner, it works every time!
Orange: (humming as holds)
All: No, no, no, no! No! What?! No! Everybody shut up!
Pear: That one never works.
Orange: DAH!!
(Orange crashes in the kitchen)
Pear: Orange...
Passion Fruit: Orange!
Pear: ...Orange...
Passion Fruit: Can you hear me?
Pear: Wake up, Orange! (Orange wakes up, groaning) Orange!!
Passion Fruit: Are you, OK?
Orange: Who turned out the lights?
Pear: Dude, you crashed and blacked out!
Orange: I did? Then why am I still orange?...
Passion Fruit: Orange! Did you hear that?
Banana #2: Yeah, his hiccups!
Bananas: THERE GONE!!!
Passion Fruit, Orange and Pear: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Orange: (hiccups again) (Orange and Pear groan)
Passion Fruit: Oh no!!
Orange: Aww, I'm sorry guys, I never thought I'd (hiccup) get the hiccups and go boom.
Passion Fruit: Orange. It's not your fault!
Pear: Yeah, it could happen to everyone, look at Kiwi!
Orange: I know, he's everywhere. (laughing and then hiccup)
Passion Fruit: We gotta figure out a way to stop them!
Pear: Oh no. They are gettin' worse by the second...
Orange: (hiccup) Help...(hiccup)...me...(hiccup)
Banana #1: Hey, Ummm.... Orange... I know we just met and all but...
Banana #2: We are really sorry this is happening to you, Orange, you seem like such a great...
(The gorilla breaks wall)
Banana #1: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
Banana #2: I don't know, it kind of sounded like a--
Orange: GORILLA!!!
Banana #2: Huh?! (The gorilla roars then bananas screaming as the gorilla eats them)
Orange, Passion Fruit and Pear: (Orange screams like Apple, Passion fruit screams like a Corn Cob, Pear screams like Pumpkin, then the gorilla leaves)
Orange: Whoa!! That guy doesn't monkey around. (laughing)
Pear: How did that thing get in here?
Orange: Poor boomerangs! I don't think they'll coming back from that one! (laughing)
Pear: OK, we get it, enough.
Orange: I wonder why they didn't give him the slip? (laughing)
Pear: Ugh...
Passion Fruit: Oh my god, Orange! Your hiccups!
Orange: Ohh, what 'bout 'em?
Passion Fruit: They are gone!!
Orange: Wow, gorilla must have scared 'em away!
Passion Fruit, Orange and Pear: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Orange: Whoo-hoo!
Pear: Now that's what I call a clo-(hiccup)
(record scratches)
Pear: Ooooh, crap!
(End rolls)
Orange: Sounds like a hungry hungry hippo!
Orange and Kiwi: (laughing)
Kiwi: Alright, guys! I'm sorry! He started laughing and...
Orange: I can't help it, it sounds so funny when you hiccup! (laughing as Kiwi growls)
Kiwi: From the top. From the top. Here we go.
Pear: Action!
Kiwi: It's (hiccup) not-