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"Annoying Orange: The Exploding Orange"
Episode 44
AOTEO title card
Characters: Orange, Pear, Passion Fruit, Bananas (debut), Kiwi (debut), 911 Operator (voice only) and Gorilla (debut)
Airdate: October 15, 2010
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Transcript[]

Orange: Hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey! Hey! Hey, Kiwi! Kiwwwii!

Kiwi: WHAT?!! What's it?! I'm trying to read the paper!

Orange: What happened to your voice, mate? (laughing)

Kiwi: Dude! I'm a kiwi. I'm from freakin' New Zealand!

Orange: Oh, well! That explains the accent, and the boomerangs!

Banana #1: I told you. We're bananas!

Kiwi: Accent, I don't have a (hiccup) accent.

Orange: What's a hippo accent?

Kiwi: It's...(hiccup) not a hippo, it's a...(hiccup)

Orange: Whoa! Sounds like a hungry hungry hippo! (laughing)

Kiwi: It's...(hiccup) it's not funny!

Orange: What's the matter, Kiwi? You looked all choked up! (laughing)

Kiwi: Stop it! (hiccup) Oh, man, I don't (hiccup) feel so good!

Orange: Are you, okay?

Kiwi: (hiccup, hiccup, hiccup)

Orange: What the heck's going on?

Banana #1: Ahhh, no, everybody watch out!! (hiccup, hiccup) HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!

Kiwi: (screaming)

Orange: What the?...

(Kiwi explodes, Orange screams as Apple then and Smosh screaming)

(footsteping)

Pear: What the heck was that?

Passion Fruit: Seriously! I heard that in the other- oh my god...!

Orange: That was Kiwi! He had the hippos.

Banana #2: Hiccups! He had the hiccups, you idiot!!

Pear: What? Aw, man! That's scary.

Orange: What are you talking about?

Passion Fruit: You have never heard about what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups?

Orange: Ah, no.

Passion Fruit: First, they hiccup, then they-they-they

Pear: They explode!!

Orange: (laughing) That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever... (hiccup) Uh-oh.

(title card, phone rings)

911 Operator: 911, What's your emergency?...

Pear: Uhhh... yeah. We got an orange with a case of the hiccups here!

Orange: (hiccup)

911 Operator: Umm... please say that again.

Pear: I said we've an orange with the hiccups.

911 Operator: OH NO, YOU SCREWED!! (screaming in the phone ends ringing)

Pear: Ugh, alright I'm outta ideas.

Orange: (whimpers)

Passion Fruit: Look, everybody! The important thing right now is to just remain calm...

Orange: (hiccup)

(Bananas, Pear, and Orange screaming)

Passion Fruit: No! No! No, everybody shut up!! (everyone stops screaming) We're not going to freak out!!

Orange: That's easy for (hiccup) you to say. You don't have an exploding (hiccup) hippo in your tummy...

Pear: Dude, it's not a hippo!

Orange: It's a exploding hippo.

Passion Fruit: Listen to me, Orange? Do you wanna get rid of your hiccups?

Orange: Duh!

Passion Fruit: Then you've to do exactly what I tell you, OK?

Orange: OK!

Passion Fruit: OK, it's really simple...all you've to do's to take a deep breath and hold it for 30 seconds...

Orange: OK! (takes a deep breath)

Pear: What?! No! That never works!

Orange: (humming as holds)

Pear: I always heard you've to stand on his head and cross your eyes!

Orange: (humming as holds)

Banana #1: Shouldn't he be humming?

Pear: What?

Banana #1: Yeah, I heard all he's gotta to do's hum the star spangled banner, it works every time!

Orange: (humming as holds)

All: No, no, no, no! No! What?! No! Everybody shut up!

Pear: That one never works.

Orange: DAH!!

(Orange crashes in the kitchen)

Pear: Orange...

Passion Fruit: Orange!

Pear: ...Orange...

Passion Fruit: Can you hear me?

Pear: Wake up, Orange! (Orange wakes up, groaning) Orange!!

Passion Fruit: Are you, OK?

Orange: Who turned out the lights?

Pear: Dude, you crashed and blacked out!

Orange: I did? Then why am I still orange?...

Passion Fruit: Orange! Did you hear that?

Banana #2: Yeah, his hiccups!

Bananas: THERE GONE!!!

Passion Fruit, Orange and Pear: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Orange: (hiccups again) (Orange and Pear groan)

Passion Fruit: Oh no!!

Orange: Aww, I'm sorry guys, I never thought I'd (hiccup) get the hiccups and go boom.

Passion Fruit: Orange. It's not your fault!

Pear: Yeah, it could happen to everyone, look at Kiwi!

Orange: I know, he's everywhere. (laughing and then hiccup)

Passion Fruit: We gotta figure out a way to stop them!

Pear: Oh no. They are gettin' worse by the second...

Orange: (hiccup) Help...(hiccup)...me...(hiccup)

Banana #1: Hey, Ummm.... Orange... I know we just met and all but...

Banana #2: We are really sorry this is happening to you, Orange, you seem like such a great...

(The gorilla breaks wall)

Banana #1: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!

Banana #2: I don't know, it kind of sounded like a--

Orange: GORILLA!!!

Banana #2: Huh?! (The gorilla roars then bananas screaming as the gorilla eats them)

Orange, Passion Fruit and Pear: (Orange screams like Apple, Passion fruit screams like a Corn Cob, Pear screams like Pumpkin, then the gorilla leaves)

Orange: Whoa!! That guy doesn't monkey around. (laughing)

Pear: How did that thing get in here?

Orange: Poor boomerangs! I don't think they'll coming back from that one! (laughing)

Pear: OK, we get it, enough.

Orange: I wonder why they didn't give him the slip? (laughing)

Pear: Ugh...

Passion Fruit: Oh my god, Orange! Your hiccups!

Orange: Ohh, what 'bout 'em?

Passion Fruit: They are gone!!

Orange: Wow, gorilla must have scared 'em away!

Passion Fruit, Orange and Pear: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Orange: Whoo-hoo!

Pear: Now that's what I call a clo-(hiccup)

(record scratches)

Pear: Ooooh, crap!

(End rolls)

Orange: Sounds like a hungry hungry hippo!

Orange and Kiwi: (laughing)

Kiwi: Alright, guys! I'm sorry! He started laughing and...

Orange: I can't help it, it sounds so funny when you hiccup! (laughing as Kiwi growls)

Kiwi: From the top. From the top. Here we go.

Pear: Action!

Kiwi: It's (hiccup) not-

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