Ham: Hey there, everybody! It's Ham Williams Jr. here! And I wanna know..? Are you ready for some Fruit Bowl?!! (boom!)
Orange: WHOOOOOHO!! I guess nobody told him he getting fired! (Laugh)
Pear: Hello and welcome to the 46th aunnel Fruit bowl!
Orange: That's XLVI in Italian!
Pear: It's gonna be a heck of a match up today, as the new england plantains take on the new york giapples, let's check in with our lifeline to the sideline, Little Apple!
Orange: Hey, that's midget apple!
Midget Apple: That's right Pear! We are just moments away from the kickoff! And the tension is so thick! You can cut it with a...(Orange and Pear appears) ...knife!
Orange and Pear: (Screams)
Midget Apple: (laughs) Just kidding! The only one who has to worry about anything is this guy!
(Midget Apple's delivery ball)
Midget Apple: Meet this year's Fruit ball: "Oh sure he looks fine now." But just wait until the game is over ohhh, ohhhh, ahhhhhhhh!
Orange: Game on.
Midget Apple: AAAAAH, GUYS, I'M NOT BALL! UUUA!
Pear: OH! That's gotta hurt!
Orange: Let's see the instant replay! (Midget Apple's slomo kick screams) Talk about putting a foot in your mouth! (Laughs)
Pear: Meanwhile! It's third and fifteen for the giapples!
Orange: Well pear. It looks like they're gonna have to coming up with something big!
Hike: 1-2-depra, depra, hike!
Pear: And there's the snap!
Midget Apple: Put me down already! I'm not a bawhoawhoawhoa! (screams kick off)
Orange: Wooooah! So this is all a dream?
Pear: No interception! And what's this? Touchdoooown!
Orange: Whoah! Midget Apple got planted! (Laughs)
Pear: It's awfully hard to pass on these plantains!
Orange: I'm not surprised, Midget Apple always comes up short! (Laughs)
Pear: It's fourth and long for the giapples and they're going for it! (Midget Apple's kick off the phone) Back to pass. Oh it's a handoff! Oh! MIDGET APPLE'S LOOSE!
Orange:Woho! It's a rumble for the fumble!
Midget Apple: (screams) Red light touch, RED LIGHT TOUCH! (screams)
Pear: And the Plantains have it!
Orange: I wonder where they found the energy to do that!
Pear: Well orange, it looks like somebody is been drinkin' ZOOM! The official beverage of fruit bowl XLVI!
Orange: Everything's faster with ZOOM!
Pear: That's right Orange! It's so fast the first half's already over! (Orange's be a good time to get to) It's time to check out the star of our halftime show, give it up for...Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarshmallow!
Marshmallow Happy Birthday: (singing): Like a marshmallow, Whoo! Hot and sweet inside! Like a maaarshmallow! On a unicorn, watch me fly! Hehehehehe!
(Ham Williams Jr. I am not sure if you have received this message splatting Marshmallow Happy Birthday)
Ham: Someone wanna tell me what unicorns have to do with FruitBall?
Ham and Marshmallow Happy Birthday: (fires unicorn scream)
Pear: Whoa! Talk about a wardrode malfunction!
Orange: Uhhhhh. That sure wasn't kosher. (Laughs)
Pear: And the second half is underway!
Midget Apple: Oh no! Did I miss Madonna?
(The life is not the intended screams, kick off the phone with me Orange's)
Orange: Midget Apple sure got a kick out of that! (Laughs)
(FruitBall players grunts too, Midget Apple's delivery options for)
Midget Apple: Oh no! NOT again! OHHHHH OW! OH GOD NO, OW! AHHH UA HA OOOOOHHHH, STOP SPIKING ME! AAAAHHHH!
Orange: Woho! Looks like there's a flag on the play!
Pear: Give it up for the refs for catching this one!
Grapefruit: Yep. That looks like spearing to me. TEN YARD PENALTY!!
Pear: Oh no! Bad news for the giapples! With only seconds left in the game, they're gonna need a miracle finish!
Hike #10: Gotta dig deep, fellas! Give it your all! Especially you!
Midget Apple: What? Now you're talking to me? For the last two hours, you thought I was a FruitBall!
Orange: Awwwww isn't that nice? They took some time out to cuddle! (Laughs)
Pear: It's a huddle not cuddle! And this is it, with a championship title on the line, here's the snap!
(Kick player and a half hour to get grunt, Orange's and Pear's and screams.)
Pear: Midget Apple's catchin' some serious air!
Midget Apple: (screaming)
Orange: Whoa! Talk about big blimping!
Midget Apple: ARE WE THERE YET?!?! (screaming)
Pear: Oh, it looks like he's finally coming back down!
Midget Apple: (screaming)
Pear: What's this?
Midget Apple: (screaming stop) OOF!!
Pear: OHH! He's on the crossbar! Which way is he gonna fall?!
Grapefruit: HE DID IT! The giapples win!
Orange: Wooho! The Plantains got peeled!
Pear: It's all over now, except for the crying!
Orange: Oh. And one more thing.
(More Trophy fruitball players scream and shout out to)
Grapefruit: I told you we needed a smaller Trophy! (End credits rolls)