| "Annoying Orange 7: Passion of the Fruit" | |
| Episode 7 | |
| Characters: | Orange, Passion Fruit, Grapefruit, and Pear |
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| Airdate: | January 3, 2010 |
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Annoying Orange: Passion of the Fruit is the 7th episode of Annoying Orange.
Transcript[]
Orange: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu, bu, bu, b-b-b! (groans) I'm bored...
Pear: Ah, you guys have a Orange not happened let's get out of here
Orange: Damnit boy
Dane Boedigheimer: (paper bag and puts it)
Orange: Whoa, who's that? What do ya have?
Passion Fruit: Hey, watch the merchandise, buddy!
Orange: Whoa!
Passion Fruit: Oh, hey. How is it going?
Orange: Hey, uhhhhh....uhhhhhhhhhh.....I'm an orange.
Passion Fruit: Uhhhhh...are you, okay?
Orange: You're beautiful.
Passion Fruit: (laughs) No, I'm just a Passion Fruit!
Orange: More like Passion Cute.
Passion Fruit: Uh... that's Passion Fruit.
Orange: I'm an Orange...
Passion Fruit: Yeah, I like you're peel, dimples are totally adorable.
Orange: (laughing)
Pear: Orange
Grapefruit: I swear to God, you put me down right now, or you're gonna see some Kung-Fu-Voodoo!
Passion Fruit: Grapefruit?...Wow! I can't believe you, made it.
Orange: Oh, ya know him?
Grapefruit: You know it, buddy! (cackles)
Passion Fruit: It's not like that, we met in the bag on the way over!
Grapefruit: Hey, who's the kumquat?! Is he a friend of yours?!
Passion Fruit: We just met, he's been ya know, keeping me company!
Grapefruit: Hey, Passion! You watch me flex?! Check it, out. Yuhuhggughghghgghhg...
Passion Fruit: (Grapefruit's flexes again grunt loud) Uh... yeah. You did that earlier!
Grapefruit: Uhuhggughghghgghhg...
Orange: (Grapefruit's flexes again grunts stops) Hey, is the Chubbie Orange gonna Fart?
Grapefruit: Whoa, did that twerp just call me chubbie?
Passion Fruit: Uh?
Orange: Yeah, you really let yourself go. They should call you chubby mccuhubby orange, because you're chubby! (laughing)
Grapefruit: Hey(censored)! I'm a(censored)Grapefruit! Do ya know, what that means?
Orange: Whoa, Chubbie McChubbie is got a pottie mouth.
Grapefruit: It means I can kick your(censored) SIX WAYS FROM(censored)!
Passion Fruit: Is that really necessarie?!
Grapefruit: Hey Orange, I'm talking to ya! How many squats, can ya do!! Huuuu?!
Orange: What's a squat?!
Grapefruit: Exactly, lemme spell it out for ya, chicks dig the grapefruit, and that right, babie?
Passion Fruit: Uhh...not really.
Grapefruit: Oh, Orange! You're outta your league! You should go hit, on a blueberry or something! (laughing)
Orange: Grapefruit?! More like apefruit! Are you chubbie because, you ate all the bananas? (laughing)
Grapefruit: Hey, zip the lip, Onion Dip!
Orange: I'm not an Onion!
Grapefruit: You're right, you're a grape!
Orange: Nuhu. No, I'm not.
Grapefruit: Then, why are you so full of "wine"? (laughing) Ohhhhh!!
Passion Fruit: Shut up, what's wrong with you?!! Seriously, you think I care 'bout flexing?!! And, why are you talking 'bout squats?!! YA, DON'T EVEN HAVE LEGS!!! (Orange laughing) And, you! Who cares if he's a little you know round?!! All you do's make weird, noises and call him fat!! HOW SHALLOW, ARE YA?!!!!!!
Orange: I'm not shallow. I'm an orange!
Passion Fruit: Wow, what's wrong with me? This happens every time, I go out! It's always the jerk and, the weirdo! If that's the choices, I'd rather take...
Orange: Knife?
(Psssion Fruit's high voice him in half)
Passion Fruit: Huh?...
(Orange's as is half of him)
Orange: Knife!
Grapefruit: DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Passion Fruit: (Grapefruit's screaming continues slices Dane Boedigheimer him in half Knife) Aw, my God!
Orange: (Grapefruit's Knife half Dane Boedigheimer continues screaming) Whoa, Grapefruit's beside himself! (continues screaming Grapefruit's as)
(Grapefruit's continues screaming watches in horror)
Orange: (Grapefruit's continues screaming) Well hey, at least he's not such a sourpuss, now! (laughing) Owwwwwwww!
(Grapefruit's continues his sccops screaming than takes him away Dane Boedigheimer)
Passion Fruit: (Grapefruit's stops screaming) That's the most messed up thing I've ever seen.
Orange: You should've seen, Tomato, that was bad!
Passion Fruit: This kitchen's awful, how do ya stand it?!
Orange: Blender!
Passion Fruit: What the, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Orange: Who, very funny slow screaming, HAHAHAHAHA
Pear: Shut up!
(End rolls)