|Aliases/Nicknames||Kernal Corn Face|
|Portrayer||The Fine Bros. (Rafi)|
|First Appearance||Wazzup Blowup|
Cob was the only character who appeared in Wazzup Blowup.
- "Yeah, that's right. I need you to porigise gonsin report, and get Tyler on the phone, pronto! No! This is emergency! Things are poppin'! (phone rings) Wait, I got another call coming in. Y'ello.
- "Buddy, I'm right here!"
- "Okay, champ, you gotta stop calling me!"
- "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Not funny! (phone rings) Okay, gotta take this. Hold on."
- "You got the cob!"
- "Knock it off!"
- "Okay, champ, look, I'm expecting a very important call. I'm the ear that everybody wants to talk to-- (phone rings) ORANGE!!"
- "Oh, really!"
- "(sigh) Fine. (sigh) Hello?"
- "STOP IT!!"
- "I TOLD YOU, GUYS!! I'M WAITING FOR AN IMPORTANT CALL!!"
- "The name is Cob!"
- "That's not my name!!"
- "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!! THAT'S JUST STUPID!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST-- (phone rings) (growls angrilly) You got the cob!"
- "SHUT UP!!"
- "WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU, GUYS?!!!"
- "I never said that!"
- "Hey, watch it, mini munchkin man'!"
- "Nobody cares! Just shut up! Man, you idiots are making my kenals itch! (phone rings) Okay, okay, okay! This could be it! None of you numskulls are calling me right now, are you?"
- "Okay. Cause, if I pick up this phone, and then someone's screaming, "WAZZUP?!", I'm bringing the world of pain on each, and every one of you! All right. Y'ello."