| "Annoying Orange: Fruit For All" | |
| Episode 78 | |
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| Characters: | Orange, Apple Trebeck, Banana, Pineapple, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow, Grandpa Lemon |
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| Airdate: | May 13, 2011 |
| Episode Reference: | Free For All |
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Fruit For All is an episode of The Annoying Orange from the third season. This episode features a banana, a pineapple, an apple known as Apple Trebeck, and a game show known as "Fruit For All", in which Orange is featured on.
Transcript[]
(audience cheering)
Voice: Dole fruit is proud present everyone's favourite game show, Fruit For All! And, here's our host, Apple Trebek!
Apple Trebek: Ah, thanks, Johnny. And, thank you for tuning into the only game that put your fruit knowledge to the test. Now, let's meet our contestants. From the tropics of South America, it's Banana.
(audiences clapping)
Banana: Uh, hi, mom.
Apple Trebek: And, let's all say, "Aloha" to contestant #2, Pineapple.
(audience clapping)
Pineapple: Hey, it's good to be, here!
Apple Trebek: Don't worry, folks. We're not realated.
(audience laughs)
Apple Trebek: And finally, hailing form the kitchen, it's--
Orange: Hey, hey Apple! Look, I'm on TV! (audience laughs with Orange)
(title card)
Apple Trebek: Okay, let's get to it. Banana, get it started.
Banana: Uh, okay, how about--
Orange: (beeps) Way to go, Pineapple! (laughs)
Pineapple: (sighs) Dude, it's not your turn!
Banana: Uh, okay, how about--
Orange: Oooh, oooh! Undershorts! Pick undershorts!
(audience laughs)
Banana: W-w-what?
Apple Trebek: Orange, it's not your turn! And, the name of the category is, File Under Sports.
(audience laughs)
Orange: What is wedgie? (audience laughs with Orange)
Banana: (groan) Sports for 400.
Apple Trebek: (reads) This yellow fruit, a favourite among athletes, is loaded with potassium, B6, fiber, and complex carbohydrates.
Orange: (beeps)
Apple Trebek: Orange?
Orange: What is that thing on your face? It looks like your mouth grew an eyebrow!
(audience laughs with Orange, and the wrong answer beeps)
Apple Trebek: Incorrect.
Orange: (growls)
Pineapple: (beeps) The answer is, Banana!
(Correct answer goes ding)
Apple Trebek: Correct!
(audience clapping)
Orange: No way! It's too fuzzy to be a banana!
(audience laughs)
Pineapple: Okay, Apple, Let's go to Fresh Remedies for 1000!
Apple Trebek: (reads) Bromelain, an enzyme found in this fruit, appears to reduce inflammation.
Pineapple: (beeps) That would be me! Pineapple!
(Correct answer goes ding, again)
Apple Trebek: Correct again!
(audience clapping)
Orange: Hey, no fair! Why are you gonna ask some questions about me?
Pineapple: Okay, let's go with Silly Citrus for 1000!
(audience laughs)
Orange: Oooh, ooohh! I wanna use my lifeline!
Apple Trebek: (sigh) You know what? You don't have one! That's the other show!
Orange: You're telling me this now?
(audience laughs)
(in the kitchen)
Midget Apple: Um, are you sure the phone is on?
Marshmallow: Uh-huh. When it rings, it goes like this! (does the ringing sound)
(Grandpa Lemon wakes up)
Pear: (gasp) IT'S THE PHONE!! PICK UP THE PHONE!! QUICK!! IT COULD BE ORANGE!! PICK IT UP!! QUICK!!!
(in the game show)
Orange: Big money, big money, big money, big money, big money, big money,--
Banana: Stop doing that!
Orange: (beeping) No whammies! (laughs with the audience)
Apple Trebek: And, that's you're in last place.
Orange: (laughs with the audience)
Apple Trebek: Pineapple has the lead, but the board belongs to you, Banana.
Banana: Uh, okay, I'll take--
Orange: Hey, hey Banana! You should buy a vowel!
(audience laughs)
Banana: Yeah?! Well, you should--shhut your (censored).
(audience laughs)
Apple Trebek: Oh, thank goodness! You know what that sound means?
Orange: It's time to motorboat! (doing the motorboat)
(audience laughs)
Apple Trebek: Ora--no! Motor--wha? It's time for the Final Fruit!
(audience cheering)
Voice: It's the Final Fruit!
Apple Trebek: In this last question will determine tonight's winner. And, given the scores, it probbably won't be the orange.
(audience laughs)
Orange: You're an apple.
Apple Trebek: (reads) Table, butterfly, and bread are all types of what? (done reading) Let's start with--
Orange: Hey, hey, hey Apple!
Apple Trebek: What, Orange? What is it? What is your answer?
Orange: Knife!
(audience laugh)
Apple Trebek: Sorry, thats, uh--
(Correct answer does ding)
Apple Trebek: Wow, that's actually right.
(audience laughing and clapping)
Apple Trebek: Ah-ha, I guess, nobody saw that one coming.
(Dane slices Apple Trebek in half and audience screaming)
Apple Trebek, Pineapple, and Orange: (screaming)
(audience continues screaming)
Orange: Well, at least, he wasn't the lightning round. (laughs)
Voice: Did someone say lightning round?
Orange: Uh-oh.
(Lightning strucks at Apple Trebek, and audience screams again)
Apple Trebek, Banana, Pineapple, & Orange: (screaming again)
(end rolls)