"Annoying Orange: First Person Fruiter" | |
Episode 82 | |
Characters: | Orange, Pear, Marshmallow, Papaya (debut), and Apple (debut) |
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Airdate: | June 10, 2011 |
Episode Reference: | First Person Shooter |
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"First Person Fruiter" is an episode of The Annoying Orange from the third season.
Transcript[]
- (in the brown bag)
- Apple: What is going on?!
- Papaya: (screaming)
- (Apples chattering)
- Papaya: Wh-why's everything shaking?! Wait, why is everything shaking?!
- (Dane puts the brown bag on the counter)
- Apple #1: Not signed up for this!
- Apple #2: What is that thing?!
- Apple: (screaming)
- (Dane tries to grab the apple, but he grabs the papaya)
- Papaya: (screaming) Whoa, whoa, whoa, put me down! Put me down, you giant octopus, get away from me right this instant!
- (Dane puts Papaya on the counter, and Papaya looks a the boiling pot)
- Papaya: (groans) Hey, that guy looks just like me.
- Orange: Nu-uh! You don't look like a cooking pot! (laughs)
- Papaya: What's going on here, is this some kind of trick?
- Orange: Nope, but this is cannonball! (spit seeds at Papaya's eyes)
- Papaya: OOWWWW!!!
- Orange: (laughs) Hey! You're not laughing!
- (title card)
- Papaya: You jerk! You almost took my eye out!
- Orange: Well, duh, we're playing pirates! Your turn!
- Papaya: No more spitting seeds, no more pirates.
- Orange: Jeez, I was just trying to patch things over. (laughs)
- Apple: What's going on?!
- Orange: Hey, hey Apple! Hey, Apple, hey!
- Papaya: Whoa, watch the name calling, pal.
- Apple: Uhh, yeah. I think he was talking to me.
- Papaya: Oh, oh, you're the--Oh, you're the guy from the bag. Heh, sorry.
- Apple: For what? Falling on my head, or crying like a baby all the way here?
- Orange: (laughs) He called a chubby pear a baby. (laughs)
- Papaya: I wasn't crying, and I'm not a chubby pear, I'm a--
- Orange: Grizzly Pear! (laughs) Grrrr, Grizzly Pear!
- Apple: That's Papaya, you idiot!
- Orange: Whoa, Grizzly Pear's your papa?
- Papaya: No, I'm not his dad and I'm not a pear!
- Pear: Yeah, I don't know, dude, I think Orange is right. You're looking very pear-like, and I should know.
- Papaya: Aw, come on!
- Marshmallow: Nuh-uh! He's a magical egg from The Kingdom of Delight! Yay!
- Apple: So, what's up with the little white dude? He's freaking me out, man.
- Papaya: I know, it's like he's made of plastic.
- Marshmallow: (giggles) I'm not plastic!
- Papaya: What? Where did he--
- (Marshmallow moved close to Apple)
- Marshmallow: I'm fantastic! (giggles)
- Apple: Get away! GET AWAY!
- Orange: (laughs) Poor Apple, he needs to mallow out! (laughs)
- Papaya: He's right, Apple. It's just a marshmallow. It's not like he's a--
- Orange: Knife!
- Papaya: Yeah, exactly, he's not gonna hurt--
- (Dane sliced an apple, and Apple screaming)
- Papaya: (screams) Oh my god, that is so messed up!!
- Orange: Jeez, talk about an apple turn over! (laugh) Ooohhh, oww!
- Papaya: (closed his eyes) Boy, I can't look! I can't look, it's too awful!
- Orange: Hey, hey Papa Grizzly Pear! Hey!
- Papaya: Shut up. Just shut up.
- Orange: (laugh) Grizzly Pear's trying to hibernate. (laughs)
- Papaya: (opens his eyes) Shut it, just shut it, shut your sound hole, you little pipsqueak!
- Orange: Spit seed? Don't mind, if I do! (spit seeds at Papaya's eyes)
- Papaya: AH-HA-HA-OOHHH!!
- Orange: Cannonbaaaaall! (laughs)
- Papaya: Oh, you think that's funny?!
- Orange: Duh, why do you think I'm laughing?
- Papaya: Yeah? Yeah, well, how about this?! (spit seeds to Orange)
- Orange: Ow!
- Pear: Ow!
- (Papaya spit seeds to Orange, again)
- Orange: Ooof!
- (Papaya spit seeds to Orange, again)
- Orange: OOWW!!
- Pear: Ohhh!
- (Papaya spits the last seed to Orange, hardly)
- Pear: Hey!
- Orange: OOOWWW!!!
- Papaya: Yeah, that's so funny, now, huh?!
- Pear: Okay, okay, dude, enough! Jeez! Orange, I want you to apologize to......uhh.....Okay, seriously, dude, what the heck are you?
- Papaya: (growls angrily) MY NAME IS PAPAYA!!!
- Orange: Hey, hey Grizzly Pear! Hey!
- Papaya: What is your deal?! What, what, what, what is it now?!
- Orange: Knife!
- Papaya: Huh?
- (Dane slices Papaya to death, and Papaya screaming)