"That's right, you annoying pirate hope, I'm back, and I'M ANGRY!!"
"Listen up, you fearless hunter, you're the most annoying thing I've ever met, and I'm here to teach you a lesson!"
"No, not that kind of lesson!"
"NO!!! (growl) This isn't time for lesson, or I'll show you, what it's like to be annoying!"
"Oh, my! What's this in me pocket?"
"No, it's not the pinwheel! (checking on his pocket) Where are that--"
"Ah-haa!! Now Orange, was a powdery blast! You gotta get ready to meet your match!! (blows his powdery blast)"
"Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Pester Fest 2010! Today's fight was a one round! You'll hope by fight certifecet, between the two most annoying enemy in the world!"
"When the fight is over, only one kick stand as the most annoying in the world! (laughing) In the orange corner, hailing from the kitchen, weighing in at 7 oz., The Ceaser of Citrus, The Prince of Puns, The Annoying Orange!"
"And, in the blue corner, hailing all the way from Nesraska, weighing in at 120 Ib, The Sultan of Shrieking, The Overlord of Obnoxious, Fred!"
"All right, boys, when the bell rings, I want you to annoy the life at each other, until one of ya can't stand it, any longer! (points at Orange) Okay? (points at Fred) Okay? Let's get it on!!"
"That is a good one, Fred. Suck it, Orange!"
"Hey now, take it easy, you two! These are sensetive devices!"
"NO! IT'S ALREADY AT FULL POWER!! I CAN'T TAKE IT, ANYMORE!!!"
"All right, all right, all right, you made your point. But, this sensetive is up to you, isn't Passionfruit! But, desition is in the hands of our engury. And, how do you find the Orange? Annoying, and that's annoying!"