|"My Roommate Mario"|
|Characters:||Mario, Dane Boedigheimer and Frank|
|Airdate:||May 29, 2009|
"My Roommate Mario: Super Mario Wee"
My Roommate Mario is the first episode of My Roommate Mario.
(Dane is working on his computer, and Mario jumps into the room)
Mario: It's me, Mario!
Dane: Yeah dude, I know. We've been livin' together for like a month. You don't need to announce your name everytime you come in a room.
Mario: Want to play some Mario Kart?
Dane: Not really. Kinda busy.
Mario: How about some Mario World?
Mario: Mario Golf?
Dane: Dude, I can't. I'm working.
Mario: How about Super Duper Mario Rainbow Factory.
Dane: That's...that's not even a game.
Mario: It could be.
Dane: No, it can't! Dude, please! I'm trying to finish this project for work. I'm on a dead line.
Mario: Oh, come on. We can throw some fireballs just like this. (throws a fireball on the couch, causing it to burn)
Dane: Dude! What I tell you about throwing fireballs in the house?
Mario: You said only when Bowser's around.
Dane: I never said that! I didn't say anything about Bowser, I said don't throw fireballs in the house! (sigh) Can you please make sure that doesn't spread. Gonna finish this.
Mario: Can I see it?
Dane: It's just a logo for a lightbulb company.
Mario: I'm-a great at logo. Show me what it looks like.
Dane: Fine, come look.
(Mario jumps to Dane's side)
Dane: See? There it is. What do you think?
Mario: Hmmmmm.....It's good. But, it needs more Mario.
Mario: It needs more Mario.
Dane: Just because you in stuff doesn't make it better.
Mario: I disagree. Watch this. (Starts editing)
Dane: Dude, wha--hey, wha-what are you doing? Hey, come on.
(Mario changes the lightbulb picture on the logo to a picture of himself)
Mario: There. Better.
Dane: Dude, you can't just do that. How is that gonna sell lightbulbs?
Mario: It's-a perfect. Now just send it.
Dane: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Mario: They'll like this. (presses the button)
(The document loads, about to be sent)
Mario: Eh, oh, there we go!
Dane: You just sent that?
Mario: It was perfect!
Dane: You just sent that! You sent that to my client!
Mario: It was-a perfect.
Dane: (putting his head down) Oh, my.....oooohhhhh...hey are gonna freak out.
Mario: Oh, don't worry. He's going to love it.
Dane: They're not gonna like that.
(Dane's client, Frank, comes on Super Video Chat)
Frank: Dane, are you there?
Dane: Yup, yup. Here we go. Thanks. Here we go. Watch this.
Dane: Hey, Frank.
Frank: Dane, I just got the logo you sent over.
Dane: Yeah, I'm....I'm sorry. I--
Frank: This is brilliant!
Frank: This is exacly what I was looking for. This is unequivocally the greatest logo ever created on the face of the earth. It captures everything then our business stands for!
Dane: So, you like that Mario's in it?
Frank: I Like it! That's what makes this logo so great! This logo says, "We are dependable, we are the future, we are Lunar Lightbulbs."
Mario: Told you.
Dane: I'm getting a new roommate.
Frank: You are a genius!
Dane Boedigheimer as himself
Greg Brown as Frank
Created by Daneboe
Mario's artwork from this video is the same as the one from the Mario & Luigi RPG's