"The Annoying Orange" | |
Episode 1 | |
Characters: | Orange, Apple, and Pear (ending cameo) |
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Airdate: | September 8, 2009 |
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The Annoying Orange was the first ever episode of The Annoying Orange.
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Orange: Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple!
Apple: What, what? What is it?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say Apple, again? (laughing)
Apple: Yeah, yeah. That joke was funny, the first 400 times you said it.
Orange: Hey, Apple!
Apple: What?
Orange: You look fruity. (laughing)
Apple: Yeah, yeah. That was hilarious.
Orange: Hey, hey Apple!
Apple: What?!
Orange: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?
Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do 1 push-up?
Orange: Hey!
Apple: What?
Orange: Hey, Apple!
Apple: What?!
Orange: Can you do this? (tongue flipping)
Apple: No.
Orange: Try it. (continue tongue flipping)
Apple: No, stop it.
Orange: (continue tongue flipping)
Apple: All right, you made your point. Stop it!
Orange: (continue toungue flipping)
Apple: Will you please be quiet?!
(Orange stops tongue flipping)
Apple: For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer, then 3 seconds! I can't even hear myself think! Ah! (sighs)
(Orange & Apple waited for like 3 seconds)
Orange: Hey, Apple!
Apple: WHAT?!
Orange: Knife.
Apple: Huh? (got sliced and screaming)
Orange: Ew! Oh! I warned you! Ow! Oh, that looks like it hurts!
Apple: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (screaming)
(Dane takes the apple away)
Orange: Tried to warn him. (sighs) Hey, Pear!
Pear: Oh, god.